There’s None So Blind...

I’ve never been what you would call sporty. I used to enjoy playing badminton, even though I was never very good at it. Football was the main sport at my school but nobody ever took the time to teach us how to play it. The P.E. teacher would just throw a ball onto the pitch and bugger off to his wee room for a smoke while the neds kicked the rest of us up and down the field. Needless to say, I wasn’t very fond of football...