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Smeg ‘N’ the Heids

There’s a phenomenon on Twitter called the Celtic Da.

Erzi Cheap Tracksuits

I remember years ago, when I was a teacher in Glasgow, schools weren’t too strict about uniforms and children would turn up dressed in all manner of tracksuits.

The Tat Controller

I’m currently working on the follow-up to A Toast to Charlie Hanrahan and when I’m a bit stuck I go for a wander on the internet.

Taking the Pea

Everybody’s been congratulating Phil Mac Giolla Bhain for his ‘exclusive’ about Club 1872 taking out a £2m loan for the benefit of Honest Dave...

It’s a Hard Job Being an Agnivore

I’ve written before about John Niven, of the Daily Record, who seems to be on a one-man crusade to out bigots...

Risky in Ejar

You can just imagine Steven Gerrard phoning Jürgen Klopp...

Malice in Wonderland

As Dorothy said to Toto, “Wur no’ in f*ckin’ Kansas any mare, wee man!” I mean, what the hell’s going on? We’ve got a convicted criminal questioning everybody’s integrity and the football authorities giving in to his twisted demands.


That’s the paperback version of Another Agnivore in a Different Kitchen available now.

It’s That Time Again

Well, that was quick. While my paperback is still awaiting approval, the Kindle version has already been passed in the space of a few hours and is now available on Amazon.

Hero of the Speech

Remember me? Christ, I’ve been away that long you’ll be thinking I’m like JJ and haven’t put a shilling in the internet meter.

Up Tae Wur Knees in Durt An’ Fleas

Take a bow, Mr. Gary Hughes; your fifteen minutes of fame are here.

Revolution 9

The much-vaunted Gerrard Revolution (how many revolutions have they had at Ibrox?) seems to have come to a grinding halt before it’s even started.

We’re Going to Need a Bigger Soup Pot

The Peeppul are absolutely blazing about Celtic getting the Double Treble.

Big Blue Fud

Sorry I’ve not been on here for a while, but I’m trying to get the next volume in the Neo-Gers saga finished in time for the summer...

Tramp Stamps

Years ago, my brother worked at Govan Shipbuilders on a YTS...

The Little Lord Raynjurz

I don’t know when it died out, but it used to be that you were taught in Catholic schools to bow your head whenever you said ‘Jesus’...

Tragedy Tomorrow – Comedy Tonight

I don’t think there’s anybody that doesn’t enjoy watching a film that they’ve seen several times before and practically know all the dialogue to; even comedies, which you’d think once you’d seen them you wouldn’t find funny again...

The Peeppul’s Republic of Govan

You’ve got to feel for poor Steven Gerrard. He’ll be lying in his bed at night...

Thur Pain in Vain is Mainly Aw Thur Ain (Fault That Is)

Over on all the Neo-Gers media, they’re looking for somebody to blame...

Shooder Stay Or Shooder Go

Christ, the stories about Neo-Gers are fairly piling up...

Jump to the Beat

Who remembers the ‘good old days’ back in the 60s and 70s (you might even remember further back than that) when children, especially boys, were beaten black and blue by their parents for the least thing?

Baby, I Love You

I remember when I left university and my plan for doing a PhD fell through, my mental mother had some advice...

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Rating Celtic and Rangers’ transfer windows so far

It may only be June but the European qualification games will shortly be upon us.

The Jimmy Johnstone Academy with A Celtic State of Mind (Part 1/2)

A Celtic State of Mind recently won the prestigious 2018 Football Blogging Award for the UK’s Best Podcast.Paul John Dykes and Kevin Graham are joined this week by two very special guests who are integral to the success of the Jimmy Johnstone Academy and Charitable Trust.In the first part of a two-part special, Jim Simonette and Simon Farrelly discuss the Greatest Ever Celt, the birth of the Academy that bears Jinky’s name, and the Jimmy Johnstone Charitable Trust, which was established last year.A Celtic...

90 Minute Cynic · Jun 13

Timeline Celtic – Season 2003_04

Welcome to the 90 Minute Cynic Podcast (@90minutecynic) with host Chris Gallagher joined by a panel of Dermot Coyle, Allan Edgar and Paul Carlin In episode two of our series entitled ‘TIMELINE CELTIC’ we take a retrospective look back at Season 2003/04 and our return to the Champions League. We touch on the following: Overview of Celtic at the time Squad Transfers European Campaign Domestic run Henrik Larsson This series will fill the gaps during the summer/winter breaks...

90 Minute Cynic · Jun 13

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1 Aberdeen 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Celtic 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Dundee 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Hamilton Academical 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Hearts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Hibernian 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Kilmarnock 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Livingston 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 Motherwell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 “Rangers” 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 St Johnstone 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12 St Mirren 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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