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Aug 24, 2012 on Celtic Paranoia
DAILY RETARD Fri 24th Aug 2012 USADA TARGET LANCE TITLES By Jim Nobrainer Lance Armstrong has been punished enough. This is now a vendetta perpetrated by spiteful bigots. Why should he be stripped of titles he cheated to win? It's over the top. His po...
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Feb 22, 2012 on Celtic Paranoia
Customised from a post on Kerrydale Street:WE DIDN'T PAY OUR TAXES(to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel)Charlie Adam, Alex Rae, Davie Dodds, Andy Gray,Nacho Novo, Charlie Miller, Derek Ferguson,Terry Hurlock, Bill Struth, Press won't t...
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Feb 19, 2012 on Celtic Paranoia
They will do everything the can to re-write history... This was written in 1998, ironically at almost the same time Traynor was penning his infamous 'Succulent Lamb' piece from inside David Murray's rectum..."If McCann really were a supporter, someone out
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Nov 12, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Written by a friend of mine (Colin Paterson)Open letter to Mark Hately Mark, I have listened to and read many accounts of those who fought in WW1, the vast majority - and perhaps like your Grandfathers - were conscripted, not volunteers They speak of peop...
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Oct 28, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
The Laptop Loyal appear to have lost their sense of humour when it comes to football clubs possibly going bust. What could possibly have changed in 17 years?Where was the hand wringing and desperate concern for "the good of Scottish football" back in 1994...
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Sep 17, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
So what happened to Neil Lennon last season, not to mention over the past 10 years or so, is all just a big joke apparently. Merely banter to liven up an otherwise mundane rivalry between Celtic and Rangers. Hatred and bigotry is a just a bit of fun accor...
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Sep 15, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Did you know Rangers played in the UEFA Cup final in 2008? The Scottish media seems to think you don't because they take every tenuous opportunity to slip a reference to it in no matter how unrelated the subject matter.Prime example, two seperate referenc...
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Sep 11, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
BBC Radio Scotland yesterday made fleeting reference to the "leak" of court papers in Martin Bain's case against Rangers accompanied by the usual hand-wringing about being hampered in what can be reported due to mythical "rules" that constrain their keen...
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Sep 10, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Pages 11,12 - Summary of Martin Bain case papers:Whyte “took over” the debt from Murray he “did not eliminate the debt”The assets which enable Rangers to trade as solvent could not be sold without the club ceasing to trade ie Ibrox & Murray Pa...
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Sep 8, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
And just for good measure....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!It's the way he tells 'em..
Sep 4, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Jim Delahunt and Gordon Dalziel show us that they're only interested in supporting one Scottish team in Europe The Europa League is vital for revenue and the profile of Scottish football. That is, until Rangers get knocked out of course.
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Sep 3, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Courtesy of oisin71 taken from RangersTaxCase.com: [Colombo, heading towards the door, suddenly stops and turns back to a solitary CW] Colombo: "Oh, just one last thing; I never did understand why you bought them in the 1st place." [CW throws a £1 c...
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Sep 1, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
In an unknown club, in an unknown universe, a long long time ago.... 1690 in fact. There was "a senior source at Rangers" And the Rangers was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the Rangers, which was just as well, because it was f
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Sep 1, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
From the Celtic Network A failed attempt to silence a journalist. Sep 01, 2011 It's been an interesting day. I awoke to find out that my site was suspended by my web hosting company. They had received after an email from a dignified chap claiming to ...
Aug 3, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Half-time at the Celtic-Motherwell Scottish Cup final, 21st May 2011.Pat Nevin - "I'm gonny mention it every time I hear it and I don't care if it's Celtic or Rangers or Hearts or Hibs or whoever, I will mention it and lets embarrass these teams". Conveni...
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Jun 22, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Breaking story...Rangers make a bid for David Goodwillie, Dundee Utd tell them to GTFWhat would be an appropriate headline for this story?"United Reject Gers offer"?"Gers bid KO'ed"?Who knows, perhaps Stephen Thompson might even choose to "blast" Rangers
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Jun 22, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Breaking story...Rangers make a bid for David Goodwillie, Dundee Utd tell them to GTFWhat would be an appropriate headline for this story?"United Reject Gers offer"?"Gers bid KO'ed"?Who knows, perhaps Stephen Thompson might even choose to "blast" Rangers
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Rangers make a bid for David Goodwillie,'
Jun 3, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
What is the top story in Scottish football at the moment?The Rangers Tax Tribunal?What is the probability of the result going against Rangers?What would the consequences be? Could they go bust (nod yer head)?What did Alastair Johnston mean when he said Ra...
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Apr 24, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Walter Myth bows out of Celtic-Rangers games with a rant about how it's no fair that Celtic get penalties.The manager of a team who've had Steven Naibalance sent off this season for trying to con the referee into giving a penalty, stated that Celtic's tac...
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Apr 23, 2011 on Celtic Paranoia
Dundee United chairman Stephen Thompson has earned himself a reputation as somewhat of a renta-quote. He likes to portray himself as proud fearless defender of the wee teams from the evil O** F***. Or more accurately, Celtic.Following sustained sectarian ...