Pedantically penning a biography without the mentions of Kings, Queens or even inherent halves of any royal currency, we delve into the footballing life of Clinton Nsiala-Makengo. A lad born in the land of baguettes and berets on the 17th of January, 2004. Despite the perceived Gallic influence in his formative years, he wound up defending the fort at the Rangers FC. It's a wonder really, he stands a whopping 1.88m high - or translating into the British of measures a towering 6ft 2in. Let's not forget his formidable 87kg heft or 13 stone 9 pound, depending on whether we're pandering to international metrics or traditional British measures. And for digit fiends lurking about, he proudly dons the number 19 shirt.
While not a Celtic alum, it's only fair that we scrutinize his travels prior to arriving in the hallowed halls of Scottish football a bit. So, rewind to a time in July 2021, our stalwart Nsiala kissed adieu to the Ligue 1's Nantes advancing his career on Italian soil, at none other than the illustrious AC Milan. Like a musical chair round he didn't settle there and July 2024 saw our man uprooting for his current tenure in the famously-not-to-be-named Rangers team in the Scottish Premiership.
Now, as the rosety ruby of Rangers, the lad made a shy debut in the 2024-2025 season, just breaching the double digits with some 11 first team league appearances. It appears that this season, counting the 2025-2026 one, Nsiala is pacing himself ever so conservatively with a mere three appearances. Perhaps our Nsiala is just playing coy or he's really fond of the bench. Time, they say, will tell all. For now, sit back, grab your crisps and Irn Bru, and let's see how the Frenchman fares.
