Well, let's talk about Findlay Curtis, a sprightly lad born on the 1st of October 2006, currently the tender age of 19. To our sorrow, he's kicking the ball not for the Celts where he ought to be, but for our Glasgow 'colleagues' across the Clyde, leveraging his expertise as a forward and part-time left winger for Rangers. Not too dissimilar from you and me, eh? He's a comfortable 5ft 10in (1.8m), weighing in at a modest 10st 5lb (66kg). He parades around in the number 52 jersey, apparently.
According to professional busybodies at Transfermarkt, the worth of this lad circles around £424k. Even in Monopoly money, he's not turning heads with that figure, wouldn’t you agree?
In the sparkling debut season of 2024 - 2025 in the mystical land of Scottish football, our Findlay graced the pitch a mere three times in a Rangers jersey - if that qualifies as accomplishments these days. The current season, 2025 - 2026, doesn't appear to be much of a novelty either, with Findlay managing to strut his stuff a grand total of eight times, rippling the net only once, mind you.
He 'distinguished' himself with one solitary, tear-inducing goal in two cameo appearances during the League Cup 2025 - 2026 for Rangers. And mind you, the Champions League Qualifiers that same year, just the same - one goal in two starts and two appearances off the bench. It’s a real wonder they even let him see the pitch on two separate occasions in the Europa League, given his uncanny ability to remain largely anonymous.
