Allow me to introduce you to our current football darling, Johnly Yfeko, born on the quaint day of the 23rd of June in the year 2003. If you've performed the math correctly, you'd concisely gather that Yfeko is 21 years of age. How time flies, doesn't it? This youngster, born and most likely raised on the crumpets and overcast weather of England, is currently showcasing his talents as a sturdy central defender for the esteemed Exeter City Football Club.
Now let's take a moment to imagine this chap. Yfeko stands at a towering 1.91 meters, or for those like myself who still live in the imperial world of height and weight, 6 feet 3 inches. And here's the real corker, he weighs in at a healthy 80 kilos, or in more relatable terms, 12 stone and 8 pounds. Our young footballer presents quite the imposing figure in his number 15 jersey, doesn't he?
But let's delve a bit into Yfeko's questionable travel agency choices. Following a predictable enough trajectory, Yfeko, in January 2022, decided to partake in a spot of haggis and shortbread over in Scotland. What better club to pick than the Rangers themselves in the buoyant Premiership? But as is often the case with these young chaps, the grass always seems greener on the other side. Thus, in July 2024, Yfeko thought it wise to pack up his belongings and trek down south, thus transferring to Exeter City in the League One of England, on loan.
One does anticipate that the young bloke fares better with his seasonal loans than with long-term investments. Here's wishing him many an afternoon tea enjoying the drizzly conditions to which he'll be rapidly reacclimating.
