Joseph Haney, born 25 June 2009, is currently a sprightly 16 years old. He was born in the hearty bricks and cobblestones of England. His football prowess saw him rise quickly through the ranks and he now dons the number 89 jersey for Celtic Football Club.
He's what you would solidly classify as a stalwart in defence. Primarily takes his position at left-back, though don't be fooled, he is versatile and known to adapt when the situation calls for it. His agile feet and sturdy build have earned him quite the reputation among his peers and spectators alike. Being a relatively new addition to the club, young Haney has managed to seamlessly blend into the team and hold down the fort in defence.
Playing for Celtic, a formidable team with a distinguished history and passionate fan-base isn't the easiest of tasks, yet Haney seems to handle the expectations and pressure with an ease that transcends his age. One can only hope that his journey here continues in the same upward trajectory. He is, after all, an inspiration for future generations who aspire to rise to the echelons of football, just like the generations of players who have donned the Celtic jersey before him.