Well, isn't this a treat? We're here to talk about Nicky Clark, born on 3 June 1991. He's a Scottish lad and currently plies his trade as a striker for St Johnstone, running around in circles in the number 10 jersey. He has the weight of a late night kebab, that's about 67 kilos (10st 7lb) and stretches to five feet and ten inches (1.8m) tall, in case you were wondering.
Not that anyone managed to guess his true worth, but Clark's current market value is estimated as around £255K, courtesy of Transfermarkt. His contact with St Johnstone is on its last leg, merrily swinging towards expiration on 31 May 2025.
Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we? Clark's football career began with a trainee spell at Aberdeen in 2008, before hopping over to Peterhead in 2009. While at Peterhead, nay fish town of Scotland, he managed a mediocre score of four goals in both the 2009 - 2010 and 2010 - 2011 seasons, barely scoring more than he had hot dinners.
2011 was a busy year for Clark, he packed his bags again and went south to the Queen of the South, not the actual queen mind you but the football club in League One. His stint there saw a productive spike in his score rate, especially in the 2012 - 2013 season when he banged in 32 goals.
Then came 2013, when he moved up the ladder to the Premiership, joining Rangers. His stay at Rangers was a bit of a hit-and-miss, with his scoring rate going on a downward slide over three seasons.
He then tried his luck in England with Bury in 2016, but his Premier League dream turned into a nightmare, managing just three league appearances before hot-footing it back to Scotland to join Dunfermline Athletic.
After two fairly decent seasons at Dunfermline, Clark upped sticks again in 2018 to join Dundee United. Although he scored decently, he only made a handful of appearances over the seasons.
Latest in his job-hopping saga is his move to St Johnstone in 2022 for a sum shrouded in mystery, and so far, he's given a fairly average performance. Between all the goal scoring and appearances, he also managed to show up once as a substitute in the League Cup 2024 - 2025 and started once in the Scottish Cup 2023 - 2024.
There you are folks, that's the dramatic and arguably forgettable saga of Nicky Clark. Let's hope he adds a bit more spark and glory to St Johnstone, and for the sweet love of football, sticks around longer than a season.
