Correct me if I’m wrong, but did Celtic not win their 55th title last season? Why then, is every Ibrox player involved with their solitary title win called a ‘55 hero’?

Now, I’ve said many times before that the number 55 is utterly meaningless in Scottish football. A bullshit number, made to be significant by a glib and shameless liar. Yet the entire media, both printed, digital, and televised latched onto this spurious number. Every Celtic fan recognised it for what it was. Utter bollocks...