If Jermaine Defoe is a “legend” after winning one Covid title at Ibrox, what does that make Celtic’s Callum McGregor? Or any of the players who’ve won 4 in row?

This just in, if you’ve won one title at Ibrox, during a pandemic with no fans present, that bestows “legendary” status upon you. Indeed, because you were part of the team that stopped Celtic from winning 10IAR, that also qualifies you for legendary status...