Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Motherkettlewell

SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v MOTHERKETTLEWELL theRangers: “Who are you?” Death: “I am Death.” theRangers: “Have you come for me?” Death: “I have long walked by your side.” theRangers: “So I have noticed.” Death: “Are you ready?” theRangers: “My company is ready, but the club is not.” Death: “Nope. That won’t work this time...