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Shkupi and Scrappy

According to the Daily Record, there was only one first-round qualifier taking place last night.

The Case of the Fat, Baldy Bastard Part 2

Glasgow. Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen and a bit.

The Case of the Fat, Baldy Bastard

Glasgow. Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen, give or take a century or three.

Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

The sheer insanity of The Peeppul is on display yet again on their online forums.

Everything’s Coming Up Shite

I love the smell of over-confidence in the pre-season.

Fifes in Fife

Cowdenbeath played host to an Orange Walk at the weekend.

Bin There, Done That

When I was in P7, the teacher must have decided, round about Easter, that he’d taught us everything we were supposed to know and from then until the Summer holidays we spent most of our time messing about...

In Praise of Folly

I remember back in the 1980s there was a god-awful ‘comedy’ on BBC Scotland called, Tutti Frutti.

Beating the Same Old Song

It seems Jon Flanagan is here to take Celtic’s title from them, while Connor Goldson is apparently going to bring silverware ‘back’ to Ibrox.

Smeg ‘N’ the Heids

There’s a phenomenon on Twitter called the Celtic Da.

Erzi Cheap Tracksuits

I remember years ago, when I was a teacher in Glasgow, schools weren’t too strict about uniforms and children would turn up dressed in all manner of tracksuits.

The Tat Controller

I’m currently working on the follow-up to A Toast to Charlie Hanrahan and when I’m a bit stuck I go for a wander on the internet.

Taking the Pea

Everybody’s been congratulating Phil Mac Giolla Bhain for his ‘exclusive’ about Club 1872 taking out a £2m loan for the benefit of Honest Dave...

It’s a Hard Job Being an Agnivore

I’ve written before about John Niven, of the Daily Record, who seems to be on a one-man crusade to out bigots...

Risky in Ejar

You can just imagine Steven Gerrard phoning Jürgen Klopp...

Malice in Wonderland

As Dorothy said to Toto, “Wur no’ in f*ckin’ Kansas any mare, wee man!” I mean, what the hell’s going on? We’ve got a convicted criminal questioning everybody’s integrity and the football authorities giving in to his twisted demands.

Heroes

That’s the paperback version of Another Agnivore in a Different Kitchen available now.

It’s That Time Again

Well, that was quick. While my paperback is still awaiting approval, the Kindle version has already been passed in the space of a few hours and is now available on Amazon.

Hero of the Speech

Remember me? Christ, I’ve been away that long you’ll be thinking I’m like JJ and haven’t put a shilling in the internet meter.

Up Tae Wur Knees in Durt An’ Fleas

Take a bow, Mr. Gary Hughes; your fifteen minutes of fame are here.

Revolution 9

The much-vaunted Gerrard Revolution (how many revolutions have they had at Ibrox?) seems to have come to a grinding halt before it’s even started.

We’re Going to Need a Bigger Soup Pot

The Peeppul are absolutely blazing about Celtic getting the Double Treble.

Big Blue Fud

Sorry I’ve not been on here for a while, but I’m trying to get the next volume in the Neo-Gers saga finished in time for the summer...

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Pod Black Brimmer Podcast 3 – Europe, Fitness, Shay Logan

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Pod Black Brimmer Podcast 1 – The Start

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TMT#141 – It’s Coming Home

Welcome to the latest episode of Twenty Minute Tims.

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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Aberdeen 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Celtic 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Dundee 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Hamilton Academical 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Hearts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Hibernian 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Kilmarnock 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Livingston 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 Motherwell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 “Rangers” 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 St Johnstone 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12 St Mirren 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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