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The Fortune Cookie

One of Scotland’s top legal firms, Shyster, Shyster, Shyster and Grab, is representing various clients that are looking for compensation after things went wrong at Glasgow’s Queen Elizabeth University Hospital.

SOSSIDGES! (Yer gettin’ auld if ye understand that one!)

It’s a moment that every teacher dreads and hopes never happens, but they have to be trained to deal with it nonetheless.

Off the Gaydar

In 1960, the Israeli secret service kidnapped the Nazi Adolf Eichmann from Argentina so that he could be put on trial for his horrific crimes against the Jewish people...

Poppy Soup

Something I forgot to mention the other day was that I didn’t see the two semi-finals; I had to listen to the radio.

Up Tae Wur Knees in Hun-Tweet Floods

Taigs, Tarriers, Fenians, Tattie-Munchers, Bead-Rattlers, Left-Footers – there are about as many names for Catholics, especially of the Irish variety, than there are Catholics in Scotland.

A Hun’s a Hun Fur Aw That

According to Steven Gerrard, his team ‘grinded one out’ on Sunday at New Douglas Park.


Aberdeen FC is in trouble with the SPFL for having the nerve to demand more tickets for the League Cup semi final than their initial allocation of 16,000 and then selling the best seats first.

Legendary Drunks

Christ, it’s like being a teacher again. I turn my back for five minutes and the weans are arguing and falling out.

Hall of Shame

According to folk on Twitter, the agnivores on Sportsound were busy the other night, discussing how it was only fair that Celtic played their semi-final at Murrayfield, while Neo-Gers stayed at Hampden...

Ho Ho Hunette

I wonder if anybody remembers away back in 1999 when Man Utd were ‘persuaded’ by the English FA to take part in FIFA’s Club World Cup.

Did You No Wrong

I had a huge ‘Mick Moment’ the other night. For those of you that are unaware, when I first started up this blog I spent ages talking to myself.

Return of the Red-Eyed

The big talking point just now is Kilmarnock and Steve Clarke being hauled before the beak for daring to speak out when Steven Gerrard and Ryan Jack have said much worse...

“Wae Wiz Robbed!”

Where are all the doom merchants now, with their ‘crises’ and ‘weakened squads’?

Hail Hail the Celts Are Still Here

Remember when we beat the Huns 5-0 at Celtic Park? That was only eighteen weeks ago and not much has changed at Celtic in the interim.

This Land is My Land…

As I’ve mentioned before, we’ve finally been given a council house, but I’m predicting that there might be a few problems with the old cunt next door.

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1 Celtic 12 8 2 2 27 6 21 26
2 Hearts 13 8 2 3 19 13 6 26
3 “Rangers” 12 7 3 2 32 11 21 24
4 Kilmarnock 13 7 3 3 19 12 7 24
5 St Johnstone 13 7 2 4 16 18 -2 23
6 Aberdeen 12 6 3 3 16 10 6 21
7 Livingston 12 5 4 3 12 7 5 19
8 Hibernian 12 5 3 4 21 12 9 18
9 Motherwell 12 3 2 7 12 22 -10 11
10 Hamilton Academical 13 3 1 9 9 28 -19 10
11 St Mirren 13 1 2 10 6 26 -20 5
12 Dundee 13 1 1 11 6 30 -24 4

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Ladbrokes Premiership
12:00 11 November 2018

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Ladbrokes Premiership
12:30 24 November 2018