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Crime is on My Side

According to the head of refereeing, John Fleming, it will take about a year for referees to be trained in the use of VAR...

Paddies Market

I haven’t had a bet on the horses for years, so don’t know any of the big-name cuddies around just now.

When a Stranger Calls

Things are getting bloody ridiculous now. We’ve got Steven Gerrard calling for match officials to be treated with respect, showing not the least hint of irony.

Out with the Old, in with The…Er…Old

As my daughter, usually at the most inappropriate moments, puts it: What the actual f*ck?

Battle of the Bilge

Hope everybody had a happy and peaceful Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone from myself and Der Fuhrer (a.k.a.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 28, 2018

The Devil Rides Out

I hope everybody had a happy Christmas; The Peeppul’s festive season certainly isn’t going according to plan.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 28, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Dec 24, 2018

Christmas Greetings

The Daily Record had a story the other day about how Jim Torbett got Legal Aid to the tune of nearly £20k; a disgrace, according to the DR.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 24, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Dec 21, 2018

Dodgy Dave

Continue reading “Dodgy Dave” on Paddy on the Railway.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 21, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Dec 19, 2018

The Best Policy

I’ve only just discovered that they’ve made a new version of Roots.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 19, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Dec 17, 2018

Identity is a Crisis, Can’t You See

Apparently, ‘Natural Order’ has been restored and Neo-Gers are top of the league.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 17, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Dec 9, 2018

Little Shop of Horrors

Sorry I’ve not been on here for a while but, as Phil Mac Giolla Bhain puts it, I’ve been ‘down the word mines’.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 9, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Dec 1, 2018

A Punning Clan

So, Honest Dave has finally acquiesced and promised to make the offer to buy those other shares to avoid going to the chokey.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 1, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 27, 2018

Fame at Last!

It seems PZJ, in his umpteenth incarnation on Twitter, has taken umbrage at something I wrote on my last blog.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 27, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 24, 2018

Justice

The ned’s ned, Barry Ferguson, is in the Daily Record again talking about Peter Lawwell’s statement that Celtic might not take the allocated tickets for the match at Ibrox on the 29th December...

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 24, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 18, 2018

Blue Moves

Brexit is causing a right mess in Northern Ireland, where the DUP can’t make up its mind what, exactly, Northern Ireland is.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 18, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 14, 2018

Cheggers Plays Poppies

Every year, the poppy ‘celebrations’ get more and more crass.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 14, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 10, 2018

The Fortune Cookie

One of Scotland’s top legal firms, Shyster, Shyster, Shyster and Grab, is representing various clients that are looking for compensation after things went wrong at Glasgow’s Queen Elizabeth University Hospital.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 10, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 7, 2018

SOSSIDGES! (Yer gettin’ auld if ye understand that one!)

It’s a moment that every teacher dreads and hopes never happens, but they have to be trained to deal with it nonetheless.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 7, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 5, 2018

Off the Gaydar

In 1960, the Israeli secret service kidnapped the Nazi Adolf Eichmann from Argentina so that he could be put on trial for his horrific crimes against the Jewish people...

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 5, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 2, 2018

Poppy Soup

Something I forgot to mention the other day was that I didn’t see the two semi-finals; I had to listen to the radio.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 2, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 29, 2018

A Boy Named Sou

Well, that didn’t exactly go according to plan, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 29, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 25, 2018

Up Tae Wur Knees in Hun-Tweet Floods

Taigs, Tarriers, Fenians, Tattie-Munchers, Bead-Rattlers, Left-Footers – there are about as many names for Catholics, especially of the Irish variety, than there are Catholics in Scotland.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 25, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 23, 2018

A Hun’s a Hun Fur Aw That

According to Steven Gerrard, his team ‘grinded one out’ on Sunday at New Douglas Park.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 23, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 18, 2018

Mental

Aberdeen FC is in trouble with the SPFL for having the nerve to demand more tickets for the League Cup semi final than their initial allocation of 16,000 and then selling the best seats first.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 18, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 14, 2018

Responsibility

I, like many others in Scotland, suffer from mental-health issues.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 14, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 12, 2018

Legendary Drunks

Christ, it’s like being a teacher again. I turn my back for five minutes and the weans are arguing and falling out.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 12, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10, 2018

Leigh Um Alane

That’s a few days now that I’ve been posted missing.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 5, 2018

Hall of Shame

According to folk on Twitter, the agnivores on Sportsound were busy the other night, discussing how it was only fair that Celtic played their semi-final at Murrayfield, while Neo-Gers stayed at Hampden...

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 5, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 1, 2018

Day of the Dead

You can just imagine the conversation at Hampden: “So that’s settled then.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 1, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 25, 2018

New Manager Wanted

The panic is setting in again after that result against Kilmarnock.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 25, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21, 2018

Ho Ho Hunette

I wonder if anybody remembers away back in 1999 when Man Utd were ‘persuaded’ by the English FA to take part in FIFA’s Club World Cup.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 19, 2018

Did You No Wrong

I had a huge ‘Mick Moment’ the other night. For those of you that are unaware, when I first started up this blog I spent ages talking to myself.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 19, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 14, 2018

Return of the Red-Eyed

The big talking point just now is Kilmarnock and Steve Clarke being hauled before the beak for daring to speak out when Steven Gerrard and Ryan Jack have said much worse...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 14, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 12, 2018

I’m Definytely Back!

Well, I’m a few days later than I was supposed to be, but I’m back.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 12, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 4, 2018

“Wae Wiz Robbed!”

Where are all the doom merchants now, with their ‘crises’ and ‘weakened squads’?

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 4, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 1, 2018

Hail Hail the Celts Are Still Here

Remember when we beat the Huns 5-0 at Celtic Park? That was only eighteen weeks ago and not much has changed at Celtic in the interim.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 1, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 30, 2018

This Land is My Land…

As I’ve mentioned before, we’ve finally been given a council house, but I’m predicting that there might be a few problems with the old cunt next door.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 30, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 27, 2018

Ataboy Boyata

It seems the Huns are raging about Peter Hartley’s last-minute equaliser.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 27, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 25, 2018

Crisis? What Crisis?

As usual, the doom-merchants and nay-sayers are out in force, talking about a ‘crisis’ at Celtic.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 25, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20, 2018

A Lot of Shite

There’s all manner of weird shite doing the rounds just now.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 17, 2018

Celtic the New Rangers?

Remember Sooperally’s first (and last!) season as Rangers manager? We didn’t know it at the time, but all the Motherwell Billionaire’s plans hinged on qualification for the Champions League.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 17, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15, 2018

Shut Yer Geggie, Brendan!

Well, that was pretty dire, even though it wasn’t the ‘torrid time’ the Daily Record would have us believe.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15, 2018
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 14, 2018

Wur Doomed, Doomed Ah Tell Yez!

The agnivores are getting carried away with themselves, talking about trouble at Celtic Park with little-to-no evidence.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 14, 2018
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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 20 13 3 4 46 14 32 42
2 “Rangers” 21 12 6 3 43 16 27 42
3 Kilmarnock 21 12 5 4 32 20 12 41
4 Aberdeen 21 12 3 6 34 24 10 39
5 Hearts 21 11 3 7 26 26 0 36
6 St Johnstone 20 10 4 6 25 24 1 34
7 Livingston 21 8 6 7 26 19 7 30
8 Hibernian 21 7 8 6 30 22 8 29
9 Motherwell 21 6 3 12 20 33 -13 21
10 Hamilton Academical 21 4 2 15 14 43 -29 14
11 St Mirren 21 3 3 15 15 39 -24 12
12 Dundee 21 2 4 15 15 46 -31 10

Last match

“Rangers” 1-0 Celtic Celtic FC “Rangers” 1-0 Celtic at Ibrox Stadium in Glasgow in the Scottish Premiership. 2018-12-29T12:30:00+00:00 2018-12-29T14:15:00+00:00
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Scottish Premiership
12:30 29 December 2018

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Celtic v Airdrie Celtic FC Celtic v Airdrie at Celtic Park in Glasgow in the Scottish Cup. 2019-01-19T17:15:00+00:00 2019-01-19T19:00:00+00:00
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Airdrie

Scottish Cup
17:15 19 January 2019