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Paddy on the Railway · Oct 20

Kiss Me Quick

You have to wonder sometimes what the hell’s going on with the justice system in Britain.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 20
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 15

Humiliation. Gravy. Steal

JJ seems to be adamant that the game’s a-bogey as far as Neo-Gers are concerned.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 15
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10

Get Me Out of Here!

There’s one thing that’s struck me about the Orange Wedding of the Year and that’s how the names of Rangers and Neo-Gers have been kept out of it.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 4

Begins at Home

The big story is that Neo-Gers have won some kind of award from the European Clubs Association for their charity work.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 4
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 30

Educating Archie

My late father-in-law (Der Fuhrervater) was a master of stating the bloody obvious, as well as dealing in facts in which nobody was interested...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 30
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 24

Chowder Charlie in Getting Word Right Shock!

Chowder Charlie is at it again, moaning about being ‘irritated’ by Odsonne Edouard’s lack of celebration when he scores against ‘lesser’ teams...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 24
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21

The Final Solution

It looks like we’ve all been wrong about the Nazis; they weren’t the evil bastards we thought they were.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 15

Banned Bands Band to Ban Bands Ban

Well, the Orange Order and other assorted baboons will no doubt be congratulating themselves at their demo in George Square going off so peacefully.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 15
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 13

The Shit Hits the Huns

There’s not much to discuss on the football front, other than yet another Neo-Gers player being compared to somebody that’s world class.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 13
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 10

Hit Parade

There’s obviously some bad news in the pipeline concerning Neo-Gers the way the agnivores are behaving just now.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 10
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 6

Espresso Bongo

I’m back yet again, killing some time while I battle with a bit of writer’s block.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 6
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 5

Brokeback Huns

Three posts in the space of a few days; Christ, I’m getting like JJ! It’s one of those occasions, though, when you simply can’t help getting your tuppence-worth in.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 5
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 2

More-Gain

Well, they can put that in their f*cking flute and toot it! So much for the all-improved Neo-Gers, eh? The excuses, of course, have been coming thick and fast: Gerrard got his tactics wrong, the team had a bad day etc.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 2
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 31

Be Not Afraid

My impeccable sources at Hampden inform me that the SFA is currently working on an appeal on behalf of Neo-Gers.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 31
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 27

The Will Self Wannabe

Once upon a time, I used to comment on Bill McMurdo’s website.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 27
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 25

Up Tae Wur Knees in Tumbleweeds

Guess which teams the Daily Record is talking about here: “ competing for a place at the table in Europe’s second tier competition.” “ aiming for the prestige and millions available in the Europa League group stages.” Celtic’s win against AIK Moscow is shrugged off by the media as no big deal or, at best, a relief...

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 25
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20

Mair Shite

As expected, the knives are out for Tom Boyd after his entirely justifiable comments about Cheatin’ Beaton.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 18

The ‘Mhedia’S’ at It Again

Well, that was hard going yesterday and it certainly gave all the greetin’-faced cunts something to get their teeth into.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 18
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15

The Blame Game

That’s some business model that Peter Lawwell’s running, eh? First, get Brendan Rodgers out, then get a more pliable character in that’ll do what he’s told.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 13

Stopping Something

I only saw the second half of the match on Saturday and struggled to see why everyone was moaning about Bolingoli.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 13
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 8

Moving On

Back in 1998 I started at yet another primary school in Glasgow.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 8
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 6

Peeppul Keep Falling on My Head

I remember at a primary school in Glasgow when there was a ‘Wet Play’, the Primary 3 class I was in charge of had their customary trip to the toilet, three at a time so there wouldn’t be any carry on...

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 6
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 5

Don’t Throw Your Shite Away.

Christ, the season’s only just started and The Peeppul are causing trouble already.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 5
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 1

Crooks Anonymous

The feel-good stories have been ratcheted up and The Peeppul are convinced not only that everything is rosy down Ibrox way, but that they’re going to win the league...

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 1
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 28

Everyone, Anyone – Please, Come and Buy El Guffalo

It seems that Neo-Gers have improved under Gerrard after all.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 28
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 25

La Grande Delusion

As usual, The Peeppul desperately cling to any straw and delude themselves into thinking that everything’s fine.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 25
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 24

Ah Sayed, Naw, Naw, Naw!

JULIAN: Hi, everybody and welcome. I think we all know why we’re here.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 24
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 23

Anyone, Anyplace, Anywhere. There’s a Wonderful World You Can Share.

Steven Gerrard says he learned two things from the match against Blackburn Rovers but, really, he should have only learned one thing: friendlies mean f*ck all.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 23
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 19

Jew Hink Yer Talkin’ Tae?

Neo-Gers beat Marseille 4-0 in a friendly and suddenly they’re coming down that road again; you know, the road that’s been patiently waiting the patter of their size 10s for seven years now.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 19
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 14

To the Hip Hip Hop-a You Don’t Stop the Rock

Christ, who the hell rattled Auld Rapper’s Delight’s cage?

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 14
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 12

Cowering at Infernos

Apparently, we’re all supposed to be scared because Neo-Gers are showing that they mean business.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 12
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 8

Jocko Homo

Never mind the Women’s World Cup Final, it seems the big game this weekend took place at Ibrox.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 8
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 4

The Most Popular Team in the World

I wonder how much Neo-Gers have to pay Jabba to pay the likes of John Terry to spout shite like Neo-Gers narrowing the gap with Celtic.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 4
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 30

Inspiration Or Expiration?

As we all suspected, Cheatin’ Beaton never received any death threats at all.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 30
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 27

The Great Cock ‘N’ Bull Swindle

Like a lot of folk back in the day, I waited and waited for The Great Rock ‘N’ Roll Swindle album to make an appearance.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 27
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 24

Room for Trophies

Some of The Peeppul have been getting in a tizzy over Celtic signings posing in front of the European Cup replica.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 24
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 20

Thick As a Brick

I think we all had one of those thick pupils in our class at school that could be persuaded to do anything ‘for a laugh’...

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 20
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 18

Keeping Up Appearances

I don’t usually do another blog this quickly but I felt I had to comment on the media’s big news about Neo-Gers’ latest loan ‘star’, Sheyi Ojo.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 18
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 17

Fat Fun

“Ach, Ah’m fed up! In fact, Ah’m feelin’ a bit down.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 17
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 12

Thanks for the Memory

When you reach the ripe, old age of 81, life can get a bit confusing.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 12
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 10

Magic Bus

Well, Hector certainly called that one right. The very first review of my new book on Amazon, before anybody’s even had a chance to read it, is by some sad Hun, calling himself Mr.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 10
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 6

Yossarian F.C.

It was hard to avoid all the stuff about D-Day landings and it was obvious that it was being used to inspire everybody with the ‘Dunkirk Spirit’ that’s the Brexiteers’ stock-in-trade...

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 6
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 4

Anti-Social Media

Does anybody know how the SFA inquiry into child abuse in Scottish football is going?

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 4
Paddy on the Railway · May 27

It’s Jjust My Imagination

I’ve been busy down the swear-word mines, writing Part 6 of the Neo-Gers Saga.

Paddy on the Railway · May 27
Paddy on the Railway · May 21

Game of Moans

Well, that dearly-held opinion didn’t take long to be abandoned, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · May 21
Paddy on the Railway · May 17

Hun Size

Quite often, when I read the latest story about Neo-Gers, I’m transported back to my days as a teacher...

Paddy on the Railway · May 17
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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 9 7 1 1 28 7 21 22
2 “Rangers” 9 7 1 1 27 6 21 22
3 Motherwell 9 5 1 3 15 13 2 16
4 Aberdeen 9 4 3 2 13 10 3 15
5 Kilmarnock 9 4 2 3 8 8 0 14
6 Ross County 9 3 3 3 10 17 -7 12
7 Livingston 9 3 2 4 13 13 0 11
8 Hamilton Academical 9 2 3 4 8 16 -8 9
9 St Mirren 9 2 2 5 5 8 -3 8
10 Hearts 9 1 4 4 10 14 -4 7
11 Hibernian 9 1 4 4 8 18 -10 7
12 St Johnstone 9 0 4 5 7 22 -15 4

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