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Paddy on the Railway · Nov 10

The Fortune Cookie

One of Scotland’s top legal firms, Shyster, Shyster, Shyster and Grab, is representing various clients that are looking for compensation after things went wrong at Glasgow’s Queen Elizabeth University Hospital.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 10
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 7

SOSSIDGES! (Yer gettin’ auld if ye understand that one!)

It’s a moment that every teacher dreads and hopes never happens, but they have to be trained to deal with it nonetheless.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 7
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 5

Off the Gaydar

In 1960, the Israeli secret service kidnapped the Nazi Adolf Eichmann from Argentina so that he could be put on trial for his horrific crimes against the Jewish people...

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 5
Paddy on the Railway · Nov 2

Poppy Soup

Something I forgot to mention the other day was that I didn’t see the two semi-finals; I had to listen to the radio.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 2
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 29

A Boy Named Sou

Well, that didn’t exactly go according to plan, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 29
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 25

Up Tae Wur Knees in Hun-Tweet Floods

Taigs, Tarriers, Fenians, Tattie-Munchers, Bead-Rattlers, Left-Footers – there are about as many names for Catholics, especially of the Irish variety, than there are Catholics in Scotland.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 25
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 23

A Hun’s a Hun Fur Aw That

According to Steven Gerrard, his team ‘grinded one out’ on Sunday at New Douglas Park.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 23
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 18

Mental

Aberdeen FC is in trouble with the SPFL for having the nerve to demand more tickets for the League Cup semi final than their initial allocation of 16,000 and then selling the best seats first.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 18
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 14

Responsibility

I, like many others in Scotland, suffer from mental-health issues.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 14
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 12

Legendary Drunks

Christ, it’s like being a teacher again. I turn my back for five minutes and the weans are arguing and falling out.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 12
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10

Leigh Um Alane

That’s a few days now that I’ve been posted missing.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 5

Hall of Shame

According to folk on Twitter, the agnivores on Sportsound were busy the other night, discussing how it was only fair that Celtic played their semi-final at Murrayfield, while Neo-Gers stayed at Hampden...

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 5
Paddy on the Railway · Oct 1

Day of the Dead

You can just imagine the conversation at Hampden: “So that’s settled then.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 1
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 27

Things Can Only Get Better

A word of caution to all the greeting-faces out there.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 27
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 25

New Manager Wanted

The panic is setting in again after that result against Kilmarnock.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 25
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21

Ho Ho Hunette

I wonder if anybody remembers away back in 1999 when Man Utd were ‘persuaded’ by the English FA to take part in FIFA’s Club World Cup.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 19

Did You No Wrong

I had a huge ‘Mick Moment’ the other night. For those of you that are unaware, when I first started up this blog I spent ages talking to myself.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 19
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 17

I’m Lovin’ It

It’s panic stations again, with a 0-0 draw against St.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 17
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 14

Return of the Red-Eyed

The big talking point just now is Kilmarnock and Steve Clarke being hauled before the beak for daring to speak out when Steven Gerrard and Ryan Jack have said much worse...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 14
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 12

I’m Definytely Back!

Well, I’m a few days later than I was supposed to be, but I’m back.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 12
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 4

“Wae Wiz Robbed!”

Where are all the doom merchants now, with their ‘crises’ and ‘weakened squads’?

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 4
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 1

Hail Hail the Celts Are Still Here

Remember when we beat the Huns 5-0 at Celtic Park? That was only eighteen weeks ago and not much has changed at Celtic in the interim.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 1
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 30

This Land is My Land…

As I’ve mentioned before, we’ve finally been given a council house, but I’m predicting that there might be a few problems with the old cunt next door.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 30
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A Celtic State of Mind · Nov 10

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A Celtic State of Mind · Nov 10
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Half Hour Hoops · Nov 6
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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 12 8 2 2 27 6 21 26
2 Hearts 13 8 2 3 19 13 6 26
3 “Rangers” 12 7 3 2 32 11 21 24
4 Kilmarnock 13 7 3 3 19 12 7 24
5 St Johnstone 13 7 2 4 16 18 -2 23
6 Aberdeen 12 6 3 3 16 10 6 21
7 Livingston 12 5 4 3 12 7 5 19
8 Hibernian 12 5 3 4 21 12 9 18
9 Motherwell 12 3 2 7 12 22 -10 11
10 Hamilton Academical 13 3 1 9 9 28 -19 10
11 St Mirren 13 1 2 10 6 26 -20 5
12 Dundee 13 1 1 11 6 30 -24 4

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