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Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21

Ho Ho Hunette

I wonder if anybody remembers away back in 1999 when Man Utd were ‘persuaded’ by the English FA to take part in FIFA’s Club World Cup.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 19

Did You No Wrong

I had a huge ‘Mick Moment’ the other night. For those of you that are unaware, when I first started up this blog I spent ages talking to myself.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 19
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 17

I’m Lovin’ It

It’s panic stations again, with a 0-0 draw against St.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 17
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 14

Return of the Red-Eyed

The big talking point just now is Kilmarnock and Steve Clarke being hauled before the beak for daring to speak out when Steven Gerrard and Ryan Jack have said much worse...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 14
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 12

I’m Definytely Back!

Well, I’m a few days later than I was supposed to be, but I’m back.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 12
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 4

“Wae Wiz Robbed!”

Where are all the doom merchants now, with their ‘crises’ and ‘weakened squads’?

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 4
Paddy on the Railway · Sep 1

Hail Hail the Celts Are Still Here

Remember when we beat the Huns 5-0 at Celtic Park? That was only eighteen weeks ago and not much has changed at Celtic in the interim.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 1
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 30

This Land is My Land…

As I’ve mentioned before, we’ve finally been given a council house, but I’m predicting that there might be a few problems with the old cunt next door.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 30
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 27

Ataboy Boyata

It seems the Huns are raging about Peter Hartley’s last-minute equaliser.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 27
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 25

Crisis? What Crisis?

As usual, the doom-merchants and nay-sayers are out in force, talking about a ‘crisis’ at Celtic.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 25
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20

A Lot of Shite

There’s all manner of weird shite doing the rounds just now.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 17

Celtic the New Rangers?

Remember Sooperally’s first (and last!) season as Rangers manager? We didn’t know it at the time, but all the Motherwell Billionaire’s plans hinged on qualification for the Champions League.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 17
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15

Shut Yer Geggie, Brendan!

Well, that was pretty dire, even though it wasn’t the ‘torrid time’ the Daily Record would have us believe.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 14

Wur Doomed, Doomed Ah Tell Yez!

The agnivores are getting carried away with themselves, talking about trouble at Celtic Park with little-to-no evidence.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 14
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 9

Orange is the New Black

I remember being in Montreal and going to the supermarket.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 9
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 6

Season’s Greetings

God, the season’s only just started and the greetin’ has started already.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 6
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 3

No Stone Left Unturned

After a night of horrific violence on Glasgow’s streets, Inspector Thicke is once more on the case: THICKE: Right, I assume some of the officers that attended the melee got videos of the offenders.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 3
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 31

Rocket Man

So that’s that. The Peeppul are going to have to make up their mind who to give their money to: Mike Ashley or their old pal, Mehmet...

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 31
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 28

Hun Fun Dun

It looks like I was totally wrong about questioning 32 Red’s sponsorship of Neo-Gers.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 28
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 26

Feeling a Little Prick

The reason I haven’t been on here for a good few days is that I’ve been sleeping all the time.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 26
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 21

Another Final Warning

We’ve all encountered them at one time or another: mothers that are incapable of controlling their small children.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 21
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 19

Hunnish Bombs Yo Te Quiero Infinito

Sorry I’ve been away so long; that’s nearly a week.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 19
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 13

Shkupi and Scrappy

According to the Daily Record, there was only one first-round qualifier taking place last night.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 13
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Twenty Minute Tims · Sep 17

TMT#150 – Saints & Sinners

Welcome to the latest episode of Twenty Minute Tims Celtic return from the international break and serve up a turd of a performance away to St Mirren.

Twenty Minute Tims · Sep 17
90 Minute Cynic · 17h

Cynic Xtra – Rosenborg Thoughts

Welcome to the 90 Minute Cynic Cynic Xtra Podcast (@90minutecynic) with host Chris Gallagher joined by a panel of Christian Wulff and Alex Lawrence...

90 Minute Cynic · 17h
Half Hour Hoops · Sep 18

HHH #40 Painful in Paisley

Peter and Stephen discuss and moan about the St.Mirren game...

Half Hour Hoops · Sep 18

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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Hearts 5 5 0 0 11 2 9 15
2 Celtic 5 3 1 1 5 2 3 10
3 Livingston 5 3 1 1 6 4 2 10
4 “Rangers” 5 2 2 1 10 5 5 8
5 Hibernian 5 2 2 1 9 6 3 8
6 St Johnstone 5 2 2 1 5 5 0 8
7 Kilmarnock 5 2 1 2 6 4 2 7
8 Aberdeen 5 1 3 1 4 5 -1 6
9 Motherwell 5 1 1 3 6 9 -3 4
10 St Mirren 5 1 1 3 3 9 -6 4
11 Hamilton Academical 5 1 0 4 3 8 -5 3
12 Dundee 5 0 0 5 2 11 -9 0

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