Paddy on the Railway

Well, they’re not taking things too well, are they? They’re all screaming about VAR and how officials have been cheating them all season.

It’s more than a bit annoying to read, even on the Daily Record Hotline, that Ronny Deila was a failure at Celtic.

It’s that time of year again, when The Peeppul get their poppies out and invite sodjers to parade around the pitch so they can celebrate Soldier F or something.

JJ seems to be adamant that the game’s a-bogey as far as Neo-Gers are concerned.

There’s one thing that’s struck me about the Orange Wedding of the Year and that’s how the names of Rangers and Neo-Gers have been kept out of it.

The big story is that Neo-Gers have won some kind of award from the European Clubs Association for their charity work.

Chowder Charlie is at it again, moaning about being ‘irritated’ by Odsonne Edouard’s lack of celebration when he scores against ‘lesser’ teams...

There’s not much to discuss on the football front, other than yet another Neo-Gers player being compared to somebody that’s world class.

Well, they can put that in their f*cking flute and toot it! So much for the all-improved Neo-Gers, eh? The excuses, of course, have been coming thick and fast: Gerrard got his tactics wrong, the team had a bad day etc.

My impeccable sources at Hampden inform me that the SFA is currently working on an appeal on behalf of Neo-Gers.

Once upon a time, I used to comment on Bill McMurdo’s website.

As expected, the knives are out for Tom Boyd after his entirely justifiable comments about Cheatin’ Beaton.

I only saw the second half of the match on Saturday and struggled to see why everyone was moaning about Bolingoli.

The feel-good stories have been ratcheted up and The Peeppul are convinced not only that everything is rosy down Ibrox way, but that they’re going to win the league...

It seems that Neo-Gers have improved under Gerrard after all.

As usual, The Peeppul desperately cling to any straw and delude themselves into thinking that everything’s fine.

Steven Gerrard says he learned two things from the match against Blackburn Rovers but, really, he should have only learned one thing: friendlies mean f*ck all.

Apparently, we’re all supposed to be scared because Neo-Gers are showing that they mean business.

Like a lot of folk back in the day, I waited and waited for The Great Rock ‘N’ Roll Swindle album to make an appearance.