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The Laptop is Dead, Long Live the Laptop!

Ah’m back. Ah’m defi-nightly back! Well, after all the trials and tribulations, I’ve finally got a shiny, new laptop, courtesy of a loan from my daughter.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 27, 2019

Silly Billy Season

I hope everyone had a good Christmas. Ours was that old cliché – quiet.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 20, 2019

El Bluffalo

Now we’ve got Chowder Charlie Nicholas is joining in the ‘Hands off El Guffalo’ shite.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 17, 2019

Rod the …Er… Tosser

I can’t believe all the folk beating the drum for Rod Stewart; the guy’s a f*cking tosser...

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 14, 2019

A Proddy Paradise

“Awright, troops? Ah’ve taken ma baird aff jist noo, coz Ah’ve goat serious stuff tae say.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 9, 2019

Fatman and Sobbin’

Well, they’re not taking things too well, are they? They’re all screaming about VAR and how officials have been cheating them all season.

Paddy on the Railway · Dec 7, 2019


Sorry I’ve been AWOL for a while, but it was in a good cause.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 28, 2019

No More Heroes

Honest Dave has been resignated, or, as our esteemed Fourth Estate are putting it, his work is done and, like God after the Creation, he’s needing a rest...

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 19, 2019

Hector’s Big House

As you might expect, having lost my job and having our house repossessed, we’re up to our oxters in debt.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 14, 2019

Deila Take a Bow

It’s more than a bit annoying to read, even on the Daily Record Hotline, that Ronny Deila was a failure at Celtic.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 8, 2019

The Infernal City

I see all the Celtic supporters in Rome are featuring strongly in The Peeppul’s prayers; they’re all praying that more folk get stabbed.

Paddy on the Railway · Nov 4, 2019

Dfs Fc

There was something familiar about the Lazio fans’ statement on an Italian radio channel the other day.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 28, 2019

Bhoys Brigade

It’s that time of year again, when The Peeppul get their poppies out and invite sodjers to parade around the pitch so they can celebrate Soldier F or something.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 26, 2019

Morituri Te Salutamus

An important message for Honest Dave. Der Fuhrer has confounded all expectations and is actually making money from those VHS tapes!

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 21, 2019

¿CabrÓN Negro O Gordo?

Cast your mind back to March of this year and Scott Brown celebrating Celtic’s victory over Neo-Gers at Celtic Park.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 20, 2019

Kiss Me Quick

You have to wonder sometimes what the hell’s going on with the justice system in Britain.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 15, 2019

Humiliation. Gravy. Steal

JJ seems to be adamant that the game’s a-bogey as far as Neo-Gers are concerned.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 10, 2019

Get Me Out of Here!

There’s one thing that’s struck me about the Orange Wedding of the Year and that’s how the names of Rangers and Neo-Gers have been kept out of it.

Paddy on the Railway · Oct 4, 2019

Begins at Home

The big story is that Neo-Gers have won some kind of award from the European Clubs Association for their charity work.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 30, 2019

Educating Archie

My late father-in-law (Der Fuhrervater) was a master of stating the bloody obvious, as well as dealing in facts in which nobody was interested...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 24, 2019

Chowder Charlie in Getting Word Right Shock!

Chowder Charlie is at it again, moaning about being ‘irritated’ by Odsonne Edouard’s lack of celebration when he scores against ‘lesser’ teams...

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 21, 2019

The Final Solution

It looks like we’ve all been wrong about the Nazis; they weren’t the evil bastards we thought they were.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 15, 2019

Banned Bands Band to Ban Bands Ban

Well, the Orange Order and other assorted baboons will no doubt be congratulating themselves at their demo in George Square going off so peacefully.

Paddy on the Railway · Sep 13, 2019

The Shit Hits the Huns

There’s not much to discuss on the football front, other than yet another Neo-Gers player being compared to somebody that’s world class.

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