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Paddy on the Railway · 9h

Up Tae Wur Knees in Tumbleweeds

Guess which teams the Daily Record is talking about here: “ competing for a place at the table in Europe’s second tier competition.” “ aiming for the prestige and millions available in the Europa League group stages.” Celtic’s win against AIK Moscow is shrugged off by the media as no big deal or, at best, a relief...

Paddy on the Railway · 9h
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20

Mair Shite

As expected, the knives are out for Tom Boyd after his entirely justifiable comments about Cheatin’ Beaton.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 20
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 18

The ‘Mhedia’S’ at It Again

Well, that was hard going yesterday and it certainly gave all the greetin’-faced cunts something to get their teeth into.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 18
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15

The Blame Game

That’s some business model that Peter Lawwell’s running, eh? First, get Brendan Rodgers out, then get a more pliable character in that’ll do what he’s told.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 15
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 13

Stopping Something

I only saw the second half of the match on Saturday and struggled to see why everyone was moaning about Bolingoli.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 13
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 8

Moving On

Back in 1998 I started at yet another primary school in Glasgow.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 8
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 6

Peeppul Keep Falling on My Head

I remember at a primary school in Glasgow when there was a ‘Wet Play’, the Primary 3 class I was in charge of had their customary trip to the toilet, three at a time so there wouldn’t be any carry on...

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 6
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 5

Don’t Throw Your Shite Away.

Christ, the season’s only just started and The Peeppul are causing trouble already.

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 5
Paddy on the Railway · Aug 1

Crooks Anonymous

The feel-good stories have been ratcheted up and The Peeppul are convinced not only that everything is rosy down Ibrox way, but that they’re going to win the league...

Paddy on the Railway · Aug 1
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 28

Everyone, Anyone – Please, Come and Buy El Guffalo

It seems that Neo-Gers have improved under Gerrard after all.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 28
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 25

La Grande Delusion

As usual, The Peeppul desperately cling to any straw and delude themselves into thinking that everything’s fine.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 25
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 24

Ah Sayed, Naw, Naw, Naw!

JULIAN: Hi, everybody and welcome. I think we all know why we’re here.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 24
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 23

Anyone, Anyplace, Anywhere. There’s a Wonderful World You Can Share.

Steven Gerrard says he learned two things from the match against Blackburn Rovers but, really, he should have only learned one thing: friendlies mean f*ck all.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 23
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 19

Jew Hink Yer Talkin’ Tae?

Neo-Gers beat Marseille 4-0 in a friendly and suddenly they’re coming down that road again; you know, the road that’s been patiently waiting the patter of their size 10s for seven years now.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 19
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 14

To the Hip Hip Hop-a You Don’t Stop the Rock

Christ, who the hell rattled Auld Rapper’s Delight’s cage?

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 14
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 12

Cowering at Infernos

Apparently, we’re all supposed to be scared because Neo-Gers are showing that they mean business.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 12
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 8

Jocko Homo

Never mind the Women’s World Cup Final, it seems the big game this weekend took place at Ibrox.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 8
Paddy on the Railway · Jul 4

The Most Popular Team in the World

I wonder how much Neo-Gers have to pay Jabba to pay the likes of John Terry to spout shite like Neo-Gers narrowing the gap with Celtic.

Paddy on the Railway · Jul 4
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 30

Inspiration Or Expiration?

As we all suspected, Cheatin’ Beaton never received any death threats at all.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 30
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 27

The Great Cock ‘N’ Bull Swindle

Like a lot of folk back in the day, I waited and waited for The Great Rock ‘N’ Roll Swindle album to make an appearance.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 27
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 24

Room for Trophies

Some of The Peeppul have been getting in a tizzy over Celtic signings posing in front of the European Cup replica.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 24
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 20

Thick As a Brick

I think we all had one of those thick pupils in our class at school that could be persuaded to do anything ‘for a laugh’...

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 20
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 18

Keeping Up Appearances

I don’t usually do another blog this quickly but I felt I had to comment on the media’s big news about Neo-Gers’ latest loan ‘star’, Sheyi Ojo.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 18
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 17

Fat Fun

“Ach, Ah’m fed up! In fact, Ah’m feelin’ a bit down.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 17
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 12

Thanks for the Memory

When you reach the ripe, old age of 81, life can get a bit confusing.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 12
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 10

Magic Bus

Well, Hector certainly called that one right. The very first review of my new book on Amazon, before anybody’s even had a chance to read it, is by some sad Hun, calling himself Mr.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 10
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 6

Yossarian F.C.

It was hard to avoid all the stuff about D-Day landings and it was obvious that it was being used to inspire everybody with the ‘Dunkirk Spirit’ that’s the Brexiteers’ stock-in-trade...

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 6
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 4

Anti-Social Media

Does anybody know how the SFA inquiry into child abuse in Scottish football is going?

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 4
Paddy on the Railway · May 27

It’s Jjust My Imagination

I’ve been busy down the swear-word mines, writing Part 6 of the Neo-Gers Saga.

Paddy on the Railway · May 27
Paddy on the Railway · May 21

Game of Moans

Well, that dearly-held opinion didn’t take long to be abandoned, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · May 21
Paddy on the Railway · May 17

Hun Size

Quite often, when I read the latest story about Neo-Gers, I’m transported back to my days as a teacher...

Paddy on the Railway · May 17
Paddy on the Railway · May 13

The Real Champions

Well, there was a right end-of-term feeling about that match yesterday, as in finished sitting my Highers so I’m just going to piss about until the end of June kind of thing...

Paddy on the Railway · May 13
Paddy on the Railway · May 9

Foreigners

Oh, Good God, no! Two English teams in the final of the Champions League! We’re never going to hear the f*cking end of this one – best league in the world etc.

Paddy on the Railway · May 9
Paddy on the Railway · May 7

Class

Well, that’s the 8 won and the Huns are absolutely raging...

Paddy on the Railway · May 7
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 29

Two Jabs Jermain

While The Peeppul are dreaming about helicopters, their brothers-in-lodge are putting practical plans into action.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 29
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 24

Class Consciousness

There’s nothing I can say about Billy McNeil that hasn’t already been said hundreds of time already.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 24
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 22

Who’s Responsible?

Back in the 1980s the local polis used to sometimes target Stirling University’s Allangrange Student/Staff Club, the ‘Grange’ as we all knew it.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 22
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 16

They’re Coming – Again

Well, Honest Dave’s latest statement was interesting.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 16
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 10

Along Came a Blackbird … and a Slackbird

Things are going from bad to worse. It turns out that he won’t be facing any charges, but the very fact that the SFA was even considering hauling Joe Worrall up was a load of complete nonsense.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 10
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 7

The Number of the Beast

The Daily Record, always first with the news, has an article about who the Antichrist is, or rather was.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 7
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 4

Torquemada Traynor

It didn’t take long for El Guffalo to recant, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 4
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 3

Sunday the 23Rd of March, Somewhere in Glasgow

BILLY – Hey, ma! What the f*ck’ve ye done wi’ ma best stabbin’ knife? MA – Is it no’ in the toap drawer, next tae yer wankin’ soacks? BILLY – Naw, that’s ma slashin’ blade.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 3
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 2

Welcome to the Punch

I haven’t been on for a few days because I’m working on the next book in the Neo-Gers saga.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 2
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 27

Muchos Culos

I see the Daily Record is already beating the drum for El Guffalo being Player of the Year.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 27
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 23

Scotland the Grave

Everybody seems to have an opinion about what’s wrong with the Scottish football team and what should be done to improve things.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 23
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 20

A Moan for All Seasons

The latest complaints from The Peeppul defy belief.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 20
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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 3 3 0 0 15 3 12 9
2 “Rangers” 3 3 0 0 9 2 7 9
3 Livingston 3 1 2 0 6 3 3 5
4 Ross County 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4
5 Aberdeen 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
6 Motherwell 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 4
7 Hibernian 3 1 1 1 4 8 -4 4
8 St Mirren 3 1 0 2 1 2 -1 3
9 Hamilton Academical 3 1 0 2 3 6 -3 3
10 St Johnstone 3 0 2 1 4 11 -7 2
11 Hearts 3 0 1 2 3 6 -3 1
12 Kilmarnock 3 0 1 2 1 4 -3 1

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