Paddy on the Railway

I haven’t been on for a few days because I’m working on the next book in the Neo-Gers saga.

The latest complaints from The Peeppul defy belief.

Back in my teaching days, you needed to have your wits about you and often dealt with things in ways that outsiders would view as weird.

Well, that’s riled the Huns up no end. Just when they thought they’d clawed the gap back a couple of points, up pops Edouard to put their gas at a peep.

As my daughter would say, What the actual f*ck?

Der Fuhrer and I were watching The Chase and one of the celebrities on the team was Harry Redknapp.

Can we expect another statement from Neo-Gers about Steven McLean, the referee of yesterday’s game at Ibrox? After all, it only cost six thousand quid to ensure that Willie Collum never got to take charge of any of their matches again.

Everybody remembers that bit in Braveheart where all the Scots bend over and lift their kilts to show the English their bare arses.

The Daily Record have decided to enter the debate about Churchill but, being what they are, they do it in a sleekit way, without even mentioning the fat bastard.

So, that’s Celtic six points clear of the pack, which, to the media, doesn’t mean a thing.

What the hell’s going on with folk commenting on here? As Hector said, if you don’t like what somebody says, then don’t interact with him/her.

According to the head of refereeing, John Fleming, it will take about a year for referees to be trained in the use of VAR...

As my daughter, usually at the most inappropriate moments, puts it: What the actual f*ck?

Hope everybody had a happy and peaceful Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone from myself and Der Fuhrer (a.k.a.

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