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Paddy on the Railway · Jun 24

Room for Trophies

Some of The Peeppul have been getting in a tizzy over Celtic signings posing in front of the European Cup replica.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 24
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 20

Thick As a Brick

I think we all had one of those thick pupils in our class at school that could be persuaded to do anything ‘for a laugh’...

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 20
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 18

Keeping Up Appearances

I don’t usually do another blog this quickly but I felt I had to comment on the media’s big news about Neo-Gers’ latest loan ‘star’, Sheyi Ojo.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 18
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 17

Fat Fun

“Ach, Ah’m fed up! In fact, Ah’m feelin’ a bit down.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 17
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 12

Thanks for the Memory

When you reach the ripe, old age of 81, life can get a bit confusing.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 12
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 10

Magic Bus

Well, Hector certainly called that one right. The very first review of my new book on Amazon, before anybody’s even had a chance to read it, is by some sad Hun, calling himself Mr.

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 10
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 6

Yossarian F.C.

It was hard to avoid all the stuff about D-Day landings and it was obvious that it was being used to inspire everybody with the ‘Dunkirk Spirit’ that’s the Brexiteers’ stock-in-trade...

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 6
Paddy on the Railway · Jun 4

Anti-Social Media

Does anybody know how the SFA inquiry into child abuse in Scottish football is going?

Paddy on the Railway · Jun 4
Paddy on the Railway · May 27

It’s Jjust My Imagination

I’ve been busy down the swear-word mines, writing Part 6 of the Neo-Gers Saga.

Paddy on the Railway · May 27
Paddy on the Railway · May 21

Game of Moans

Well, that dearly-held opinion didn’t take long to be abandoned, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · May 21
Paddy on the Railway · May 17

Hun Size

Quite often, when I read the latest story about Neo-Gers, I’m transported back to my days as a teacher...

Paddy on the Railway · May 17
Paddy on the Railway · May 13

The Real Champions

Well, there was a right end-of-term feeling about that match yesterday, as in finished sitting my Highers so I’m just going to piss about until the end of June kind of thing...

Paddy on the Railway · May 13
Paddy on the Railway · May 9

Foreigners

Oh, Good God, no! Two English teams in the final of the Champions League! We’re never going to hear the f*cking end of this one – best league in the world etc.

Paddy on the Railway · May 9
Paddy on the Railway · May 7

Class

Well, that’s the 8 won and the Huns are absolutely raging...

Paddy on the Railway · May 7
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 29

Two Jabs Jermain

While The Peeppul are dreaming about helicopters, their brothers-in-lodge are putting practical plans into action.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 29
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 24

Class Consciousness

There’s nothing I can say about Billy McNeil that hasn’t already been said hundreds of time already.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 24
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 22

Who’s Responsible?

Back in the 1980s the local polis used to sometimes target Stirling University’s Allangrange Student/Staff Club, the ‘Grange’ as we all knew it.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 22
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 16

They’re Coming – Again

Well, Honest Dave’s latest statement was interesting.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 16
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 10

Along Came a Blackbird … and a Slackbird

Things are going from bad to worse. It turns out that he won’t be facing any charges, but the very fact that the SFA was even considering hauling Joe Worrall up was a load of complete nonsense.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 10
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 7

The Number of the Beast

The Daily Record, always first with the news, has an article about who the Antichrist is, or rather was.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 7
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 4

Torquemada Traynor

It didn’t take long for El Guffalo to recant, did it?

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 4
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 3

Sunday the 23Rd of March, Somewhere in Glasgow

BILLY – Hey, ma! What the f*ck’ve ye done wi’ ma best stabbin’ knife? MA – Is it no’ in the toap drawer, next tae yer wankin’ soacks? BILLY – Naw, that’s ma slashin’ blade.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 3
Paddy on the Railway · Apr 2

Welcome to the Punch

I haven’t been on for a few days because I’m working on the next book in the Neo-Gers saga.

Paddy on the Railway · Apr 2
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 27

Muchos Culos

I see the Daily Record is already beating the drum for El Guffalo being Player of the Year.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 27
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 23

Scotland the Grave

Everybody seems to have an opinion about what’s wrong with the Scottish football team and what should be done to improve things.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 23
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 20

A Moan for All Seasons

The latest complaints from The Peeppul defy belief.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 20
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 17

Auntie Raynjurz

Thanks for the votes in the Blogging Awards but, as you might already know, I’m not that bothered.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 17
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 11

Remember, Calls Can Be in Confidence

Back in my late teens/early twenties my brother was friendly with some dodgy characters.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 11
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 9

Schroedinger’s Huns

According to the Daily Record, Brendan Rodgers wants to sign El Guffalo, with them saying that Leicester and Borussia Dortmund “had joined the race to sign” the thug.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 9
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 4

Sticking My Neck Out

Back in my teaching days, you needed to have your wits about you and often dealt with things in ways that outsiders would view as weird.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 4
Paddy on the Railway · Mar 2

Arms and the Man

Well, that’s riled the Huns up no end. Just when they thought they’d clawed the gap back a couple of points, up pops Edouard to put their gas at a peep.

Paddy on the Railway · Mar 2
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 27

Leicester We Forget

As my daughter would say, What the actual f*ck?

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 27
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 26

Neil Doon An’ Take It

According to some folk, Brendan Rodgers is off to Leicester in the summer, while others are saying that he’s going as soon as he’s packed his bags.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 26
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 24

Shot by Both Sides

Der Fuhrer and I were watching The Chase and one of the celebrities on the team was Harry Redknapp.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 24
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 22

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

It’s not often that sectarian bigotry is used as a squirrel but, after Wednesday’s disgraceful match at Ibrox, that’s what’s being done.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 22
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 20

Invasion of the Points Snatchers

When somebody’s given a column to write in a newspaper, or what passes for a newspaper in Scotland, they’re entitled to point out things that they see as detrimental to football or society at large...

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 20
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 17

Clink Clink Pish

Can we expect another statement from Neo-Gers about Steven McLean, the referee of yesterday’s game at Ibrox? After all, it only cost six thousand quid to ensure that Willie Collum never got to take charge of any of their matches again.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 17
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 15

Protection Racket

Many moons ago, when my da worked at Govan Shipbuilders, the word went round that everybody should watch themselves on the way home.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 15
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 9

Iht’s Nho’ Fhair!

Back in my teaching days, I usually had at least one problem child in my class.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 9
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 7

Break a Leg!

We all guessed that Brother Boabby would be doing his team a favour or two and, of course, we were right.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 7
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 4

Planning Departments

Everybody remembers that bit in Braveheart where all the Scots bend over and lift their kilts to show the English their bare arses.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 4
Paddy on the Railway · Feb 2

Shameful Moments

The Daily Record have decided to enter the debate about Churchill but, being what they are, they do it in a sleekit way, without even mentioning the fat bastard.

Paddy on the Railway · Feb 2
Paddy on the Railway · Jan 31

We Will Fight Them on the Pitches, We Will Stab Them on the Streets

So, that’s Celtic six points clear of the pack, which, to the media, doesn’t mean a thing.

Paddy on the Railway · Jan 31
Paddy on the Railway · Jan 28

We Ur the Champions

It was Thea’s 3rd birthday yesterday, so we went up with a few wee gifts to get our share of cake.

Paddy on the Railway · Jan 28
Paddy on the Railway · Jan 26

Calm Down!

What the hell’s going on with folk commenting on here? As Hector said, if you don’t like what somebody says, then don’t interact with him/her.

Paddy on the Railway · Jan 26
Paddy on the Railway · Jan 24

Pipped at the Post

Well, that might shut all the nay-sayers up a bit. Celtic have signed Burke and Weah on loan, which many folk were moaning about, saying that we needed some experience while the likes of Bayo were developed...

Paddy on the Railway · Jan 24
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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Aberdeen 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Celtic 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Hamilton Academical 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Hearts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Hibernian 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Kilmarnock 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Livingston 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Motherwell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 “Rangers” 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Ross County 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 St Johnstone 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12 St Mirren 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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