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Copenhagen V Celtic – Your questions answered plus Paul The Tim interview!

Photo by Lars Ronbog/FrontzoneSport via Getty Images EXTREME KOMBAT – great competition.

Copenhagen V Celtic – Lowdown

Photo by Alan Harvey / SNS Group via Getty Images I’ll get the ROTTEN IN DENMARK patter out the way early, because that’s exactly what we were on our last visit there, back in 2008 losing 2-1 at Aalborg in a disastrous display.

Rangers, thank you for making Celtic Park class last night!

Photo by Bill Murray / SNS Group via Getty Images great team! Great comedy acts tend to have someone whose gimmick is being the fall guy.

Celtic V Hearts – Shoot Prediction.

Photo by Ross Parker / SNS Group via Getty Images And remember to vote for PAUL THE TIM! After another routine cup win, we’re now back to league business and we welcome the jobbers from the capital to Celtic Park.

Celtic get a bye to Hampden – thank you SFA!

Photo by Craig Foy / SNS Group via Getty Images The SFA were at it again yesterday, giving us a gift of an away tie en route to what will be a quadruple treble, you’d imagine.

Motherwell V Celtic – Shoot Prediction

Photo by Jane Barlow/PA Images via Getty Images This will be, and I mean this, a tough game.

Celtic crush the league’s most pathetic team, again!

Photo by Craig Foy / SNS Group via Getty Images Sorry St Johnstone but do one already.

Kilmarnock V Celtic – Shoot Prediction

Photo by Craig Williamson/SNS Group via Getty Images Tough game, but we should win this.

Celtic sign Klimala

Photo by Alan Harvey / SNS Group via Getty Images Catchy headline It’s official, and without a photo of Paul The Tim at the airport too! Celtic have signed Polish striker Patryk Klimala on a four and a half year contract.

Soro move to Celtic ‘agreed’ – rumours

The player with the barest wikipedia of all time, Ismalia Soro, is reportedly set to sign for Celtic.

Alan Brazil V The Green Brigade. Bout of the century

Photo by Rob Casey / SNS Group via Getty Images Whoever wins, we lose etc.

Celtic’s Edouard wanted by Leicester

Photo by Craig Williamson / SNS Group via Getty Images Perhaps a work, but we’ve seen this before.

Scott Sinclair set for Celtic Exit.

Photo by Paul Ursachi/MB Media/Getty Images Thirteen more days to go until we see Celtic back in domestic duty again, and it feels like an eternity.

Complacency within Celtic

Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images Ignore the idiots listen to me.

Celtic V Aberdeen – Shoot Prediction.

Photo by Craig Williamson / SNS Group Tis the season to smash jobbers, and fresh from walking over the top of Hearts without even trying, it’s now time for our usual three points against perennial bottlers Aberdeen FC.

Hearts V Celtic – SHOOT PREDICTION

Photo by Jane Barlow/PA Images via Getty Images After a brief period where Hearts enjoyed success against us at Tynecastle, and made it a difficult place for us to go, it looks like we’ll go back to making their ground our easy three pointer venue again.

Easy draw for Celtic in the Europa & Hearts preview.

Photo by Harold Cunningham – UEFA/UEFA via Getty Images Celtic were indeed, rotten in Denmark, on our last trip there in 2008 but the Copenhagen draw for the next round of the Europa League should be a dawdle, and was one of the easiest teams we could have faced to progress to the last sixteen...

‘Rangers, thank you’ – Celtic.

Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images Great guys. I’ve always said that, in the grand scheme of things, for me football is all about the patter ahead of anything else.

Celtic’s ‘gruelling’ December myth. EXPOSED!

Photo by Alan Harvey / SNS Group via Getty Images Celtic kicked off December in style on Sunday, effortlessly swatting aside Ross County up in the highlands, without really getting out of third gear.

Celtic V Rennes – Shoot Prediction.

Photo by Catherine Steenkeste/Getty Images So, after people took that AGM/mental health patter seriously, and people got really worked up about it, I will dive right in about the fitbaw and our last home EL groupstage game against Rennes.

Celtic V Rennes – A skoosh imo

Photo by Catherine Steenkeste/Getty Images It’s Europa League duty for us on Thursday, and seeing as we’ve already qualified from the group, we should patronise Rennes by playing the weakest team possible and save ourselves for tougher games in the league, for what will be a GRUELLING run in...

Celtic V Livingston – Shoot Prediction.

Photo by Jane Barlow/PA Images via Getty Images Now that internationals are over for the year, let’s get focused on the gruelling winter run in, starting with Livingston at Celtic Park tomorrow afternoon.

Celtic are back & COMPETITION.

Photo by Robbie Jay Barratt – AMA/Getty Images And that, is that.

Lazio V Celtic – Shoot Prediction

Photo by Craig Williamson / SNS Group I may get this one wrong.

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