Firstly, let's get over the boring bits - Aiden McCallion, born on the relatively inconsequential day of 15 June 2008, which makes him a sprightly, full of piss and vinegar 17-year-old. Lucky him, eh? The lad's Scottish â commendable choice of location for birth â and currently spends his footballing days masquerading as a central midfielder for Rangers of all places. Of course, I'm going to leave out the bit about the whole 'Old Firm' nonsense since it's expressly forbidden to mention that malarkey post-2013. So consider it well and truly left out.
As for McCallion's dimensions, well he towers at 5ft 10in, or that's a notch over 1.8m for all you metric mavens out there. He tips the scales at 11st, or roughly 70kg if you're inclined towards precise decimal points, which can only mean he's a lanky lad with not much meat on his bones, but don't let that fool you. The lad's got a wee bit of punch in him. Despite his rather questionable decision to wear the number 64, probably some hidden meaning known only to him and his wee club.