Bojan Miovski, another hapless recruit in the ceaseless game of musical chairs that comprises modern football, was born on 24 June 1999 in a place you've likely never heard of - Macedonia. Now, at the comparatively tender age of 26, he finds himself sporting the number 28 jersey for Rangers, positioned mainly as a striker. Standing a sturdy 6ft 2in (or 1.89m for those of a continental persuasion) and weighing in at a solid 12st 12lb (that's 82kg in the more logically-minded metric system), Miovski brings some physical presence to the frontline. If playing for Rangers wasn't already sufficiently remarkable, he's also turned out for the North Macedonia national team.
According to that oracle of all things football valuations - Transfermarkt - our Mr Miovski is worth approximately £2m. So, not quite in Messi territory, though one wonders whether such a valuation takes into account his scoring prowess or merely his ability not to fall over his own boots.
Miovski's footballing odyssey began in July 2020, when he was whisked away from the obscurity of Renova in Macedonia's Prva Liga to the slightly less obscure MTK Budapest in Hungary's Nemzeti Bajnokság I for an undisclosed fee. One can only imagine that fee was 'undisclosed' to prevent MTK Budapest supporters from seeking an immediate refund. Eight rough and tumble Hungarian seasons later, and Miovski had managed to trouble the scoreboard on just 15 occasions in 56 appearances.
In 2022, perhaps feeling that his lack of goal threat needed to be shared with a wider audience, Miovski made the leap to Scottish football with Aberdeen for a fee of around £650k. His ability to find the back of the net improved significantly during his time at Aberdeen, even if his performances continued to oscillate wildly from the sublime to the ridiculous.
His hulking frame and improbably nimble footwork presumably caught the wandering eye of someone at LaLiga outfit Girona because, in August 2024, he hopped it from Scotland to Spain for an eye-watering fee of £6.8m. But the sunnier climes of the Iberian Peninsula didn't bolster his goal tally quite as much as hoped, as he netted just twice in 17 games.
For some inexplicably foolish reason, Rangers decided to bring Miovski back to the rainswept streets of Scotland in August 2025, parting with £4.2m for his services. Ironically, he's managed to notch four goals in 22 appearances this season - not exactly setting the heather alight, but enough to keep the Ibrox faithful mildly entertained.
Seemingly unable to resist a tournament of some kind, Miovski has also played in the League Cup and Scottish Cup for Rangers, scoring five goals, smacked home three goals in eight outings for North Macedonia in the World Cup Qualifiers, and even scored a single, solitary goal in the Europa League. Truly a man for all seasons, eh?
