Well, here's a tale for the books, our protagonist on this page is Charles, Charlie for short, Telfer. The lad was ushered into this world on the 4th of July, 1995, in the beautiful country of Scotland where he'd soon embark on a noble pursuit of becoming a footballer. Standing comfortably at 5ft 8in or 1.75m for those so inclined, Charlie tosses around his 11st 9lb (or a scant 74kg) frame in the midfield, primarily in the central position for the spectacular Ross County. Telfer parades the pitch adorned with the number 21 jersey, a symbol of his role in racking up his current market value, being valued at around the sum of £134k - or so it seems, according to some Transfermarkt page. His contract with Ross County is set to wave the white flag on 31 May 2025.
Ah, the memories. The year was July 2012 and wee Telfer decided to tie his laces for Rangers, allowing him to frolic in the fields of the Premiership in Scotland. The debut season didn't go as planned though, as he got the privilege of gracing the field once, just once, in the league matches. One would think your situation couldn't get worse, but it seems Telfer disagrees.
He then decided to move his allegiances to Dundee United with a sum of £200k swirling around. His stint with Dundee United had him playing in various seasons, scoring goals, and making appearances. Yet, with an opportunity to pull on the Livingston jersey in January 2016, Charlie jumped at the chance, leaving Dundee United for a loan spell in the Championship. Our man returned to Dundee after his adventures at Livingston ended, reiterating his deal with Dundee United.
A flight to the Netherlands and a step down to Almere City in August 2017, he struggled to make his mark and secured only eight league appearances. A year later and Telfer found himself packing his boots and heading back to Scotland, playing for Greenock Morton in the Championship, then moving to Falkirk and finally, Airdrieonians, making appearances, scoring goals and... well, just being Charlie really.
Now where is our hero, you ask? Ah, July 2024 saw Telfer haul his services to Ross County, making his impact in the Premiership with a handful of appearances so far. Just when you thought he was done surprising you, he saunters into the League Cup 2024 - 2025 for Ross County with a couple of starts and substitute appearances.
And so we come to the end of this thrilling journey, wondering where the winds of fate shall take our Charlie next. Rest assured, wherever it is, he'll no doubt charm them with his time-honoured approach to the beautiful game.