Well, well, well, let us talk about the new wonder kid on the block, the English export, Zebedee Lawson. Born on the quite chilly morning of 18 November 2008, this young lad of just 17 years seems to be testing the turbulent waters of Scottish football.
A forward by trade, young Zebedee primarily plays as a right winger for our dear neighbours, Rangers. He runs around, a blaze of colours in his number 46 jersey, which surprised us all due to its rather high number. It's still a mystery how that particular choice was made.
With all the hustle and bustle surrounding him, this kid has had the privilege of tasting some cup action in the Scottish Cup 2025 - 2026 season. Yes, you heard it right. He participated in the great feat (if we can call it that) for the Rangers, even though it was just one tiny appearance as a substitute. Still, such a monumental achievement for such a young gentleman, wouldn’t you agree?
So, if we've learned anything, it's that Mr Lawson has made a start. A start, I implore you to understand, with a sizable pinch of salt. After all, it is but one appearance as a substitute. Nevertheless, the Scottish football scene is his to conquer in the upcoming seasons. Let's just see if our dear little Zebedee turns out to be the dynamo he's touted as in the footballing world, or if he's simply another guppy lost in the shark-infested waters of the beautiful game.