As Rangers fans rage at Martin’s haircare, Celtic’s money men take centre stage

As Rangers fans saw their struggling side battle to an undeserving 1-1 draw with Dundee on Saturday afternoon – thanks to a VAR approved dive from new boy Djeidi Gassama – they could only watch on as their Vegan loving Buddhist enlightened manager stroked his luscious locks in an attempt to create enough static that he wouldn’t hear the boos ring out around Ibrox as the final whistle blew...