Gathering Of The Klan

There was a picture of the directors’ box at Ibrox on the BBC website last night and I thought I spotted Auld Dignity. I went onto Willie Vass’s website to check and, sure enough, it was him. And not only him – the directors’ box was like a Who’s Who of Hundom. There was Chris Graham, the new addition to the board as Director in charge of Lists, dressed up in a suit somebody bought for him. Unfortunately, nobody has taught him how to shave yet so he was still a scruffy-looking bastard...