Sandman ‘On The Valium’ for his Definitive Ratings for Celtic at AZ Alcatraz

SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ AZ ALCATRAZ “With regards the Covid situation among the numerous infected players and staff at Mordor, our investigation has uncovered only a mumbled two-word explanation from Captain Tav, that being, ‘Daisy Chain ‘.” NHS Chief Medical Examiner ROXIE – 6.5/10 – What’s a gal to do?