Sandman’s Definitive Ra(n)tings – Celtic v Bal-En-Thee-A Euro Knockout Stages

“Yas, well, on this Valentine’s day I like to, you know, get romantic and sentimental. It was a very special relationship, and like many special relationships, once I’d pumped them senseless I got bored and moved on to something less ugly and obnoxious.” Googly-eyed Celtic super-agent Craig Whyte on celebrating Administration Day...