Sandman’s Definitive Ratings, Scottish Cup Semi Final, 2018

“If I’d known it would come to this; if I’d known this wittering Celtic would be the apex of our April Sunday of discontent some 3 centuries foretold, I’d never have invaded the rancid dump in the first place.” King Billy (As told to Dr.Who). “I love that candy-colored clown they call the Sandman...