Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Sheep penned in, Shay Logan, sounding like Gary, Tank Commander

SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v CHAROLLAIS “Naw, Um no happy. Um nevur happy. Ah’ll no be happy til ra peepul win ra leeg again. So U’ll nevur be happy. Right, ya c###?” D.McInnes After-match interview. “If Sam Cosgrove hit Ajer going at that speed, Ajer’s hurt and the boy’s clearly not hurt...