Carl Jungle Bhoy

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PILGRIMAGE – tracing the footprints of lions

( – some guidance for future pilgrims) Every single Celtic fan I know of a certain vintage remembers exactly where they were when a team of heroes in hoops, all born within 30 miles of Celtic Park, became the first British team to win the big-eared cup...

Dutch “Coffeeshop” in (lack of) Global Franchise shock!!

When I read that Luxembourg has recently announced its intention to fully legalise cannabis (from production through to retail), thereby becoming the first country in Europe to do so, I couldn’t help but wonder if this might be the tipping point which starts the full legalisation ball (tumble-weed?

SFA Disciplinary Update

Notice of Complaint | Scott Brown, Player, Celtic FC Wednesday 3 April 2019 Alleged Party in Breach: Scott Brown, Player, Celtic FC Match: Celtic FC v Rangers FC Date: 1 April 2019 Competition: Scottish Premiership Disciplinary Rule allegedly breached: Disciplinary Rule 18-72 – A recognised football body, club, official, Team Official, other member of Team Staff, player, match official...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 25, 2018

IJ-Witness To The Lost City of Mokum

(Above: Herman Brood outside Mazzo club, Rozengracht, circa 1990 – Gerard Wessel) LISTEN!

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 25, 2018
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 20, 2018

and they all lived together in a little crook-ED House

Listen. I know you’re all fed-up seeing articles, blogs, random stories, bizarre rumours & mad conspiracy theories about the Tribute Act club based at the Big Hoose on Edmiston Drive.

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 20, 2018
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Jun 13, 2018

How I helped knocked England out the World Cup!

With time running out before the World Cup Finals in Russia provides a convenient excuse for half the male population of the world to do even less around the house, speak to family members in even fewer grunts, and try out a new beer & crisps diet, whilst exercising (ahem) sole rights to the remote...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Jun 13, 2018
Carl Jungle Bhoy · May 16, 2018

Not Compliant – RFC

THE Rangers Football Club (”the Club”) was informed today by the Scottish FA (”SFA”) that...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · May 16, 2018
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Apr 25, 2018

(New) Club Statement

Wednesday 25 April 2018, 16:90, by Rangers Football Club ____________________________________________________________________________________________ RANGERS are beeling about Hibernian’s decision to cut our supporter’s ticket allocation for the final match of the Scottish Premiership season at Easter Rd on Sunday, May 13...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Apr 25, 2018
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 1, 2018

Exclusive: Chinese Superleague Chairman confirms new bid of 9.5M!

55 mins ago / Chris Jack – Group Senior Sports Writer I’m very pleased to report that...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 1, 2018
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 21, 2017

AMSTERDAMNED VI – TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE (4 years ago today)

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Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 21, 2017
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 10, 2017

The Pole Of Justice Xmas Special Photos

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Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 10, 2017
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 12, 2017

Transparency of Purpose

Imagine a country where the MD of a respected, national bank funded the enterprises of his friend – a ruthless...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 12, 2017
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Jun 30, 2017

Chairman King’s Welcome

Thursday, 29 June 2017, 18:72 by Rangers Football Club __________________________________________________________________________________________ IT gives me great pleasure to read Jabba’s words and welcome you back to Ibrokes for the start of the 2017/18 campaign, which begins tonight with the Europa League first-round qualifier against Progres Niederkorn...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Jun 30, 2017
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 14, 2017

Interim Ibrokes Boss Must Be On Zero Hours Contract As Rangers Headed For Administration

11 hrs ago / Christopher Union Jack, Group Senior Bum-Fluff Writer / @unionsharkjump IT is a short-term roll with ham and cheese, but not quite a world class breakfast...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 14, 2017
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 14, 2017

Interim Ibrokes boss must be on zero hours contract as Rangers are headed for administation

11 hrs ago / Christopher Union Jack, Group Senior Bum-Fluff Writer / @unionsharkjump IT is a short-term roll with ham and cheese, but not quite a world class breakfast...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 14, 2017
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 3, 2016

The Lying Brand — johnjamessite

Prior to the main thrust of this article, I take pause to note that Stewart Regan has taken time from his daily diet of Curly Wurly, Football Manager and Fusbol to defy FIFA and decree that the Scotland players will wear black armbands with a poppy motif...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 3, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 3, 2016

Lionbrand Did Ye, Aye? — daviesleftpeg

We all know the claims made by the fake tap supplier Lionbrand; “All Profits Go Directly to Club”...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 3, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 29, 2016

Rangers in the Fall — johnjamessite

Prior to discussing the RIFC plc accounts I should point out that I exclusively predicted that Rangers would run out of money this month...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 29, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 27, 2016

GOTHAM — johnjamessite

I think it’s safe to assert that Warburton sur-la-merde’s honeymoon is well and truly over...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 27, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 24, 2016

Only Fools and Horses — johnjamessite

Is it just me or did anyone else get the impression that Warburton had picked a dressage team that failed to step up to the standard set by Celtic at Hampden yesterday?

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 24, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 22, 2016

Mind The Gap — johnjamessite

In Glasgow derby games of the past, the prevailing team was more often than not the one which wanted it most...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 22, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 21, 2016

The Reservoir Dogs of Scottish Water — johnjamessite

I had no intention to write another article today, but I chanced on some inside information on an exclusive that I broke earlier in the week apropos some liquidity issues at Ibrox...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 21, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 19, 2016

An Abuse of State Power — johnjamessite

Yesterday’s exclusive was a good day for the internet bampots...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 19, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 18, 2016

Police Scotland’s £500,000 Abuse of The Public Purse. — johnjamessite

“IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE QUEEN’S BENCH DIVISION DIVISIONAL COURT Before the Right Honourable Lord Justice Gross and the Honourable Mr Justice Mining HOLMAN FENWICK WILLAN LLP (Duff&Phelps) -and- (2} CITY OF LONDON MAGISTRATES’ COURT ~) THE CHIEF CONSTABLE OF THE POLICE SERVICE OF SCOTLAND (4) LORD ADVOCATE Defendants COMMISSIONER OF THE CITY OF...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 18, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 18, 2016

Saving Private Warburton — johnjamessite

When Chris Sutton spent an entire season tearing a strip off Ronny Deila, no-one batted an eyelid in the SMSM smurfs...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 18, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 17, 2016

Old Govan Spring — johnjamessite

When I sat down to write my third of the Sunday Supplement series, I was unaware that another story was breaking with the ferocity of a burst water main...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 17, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 13, 2016

EBT All Stars v LLP Cinephiles — johnjamessite

My student days were not spent wearing straw hats, idly engaging in punting...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 13, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 10, 2016

Going For A Burton On Barton. — johnjamessite

It was not my intention to write about Rangers this morning, but with so much palpable nonsense in the Scottish Misinformation Stream Media (SMSM) I was caught between two stools...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 10, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 8, 2016

Je Suis JJ, Je Suis Scotzine — johnjamessite

The International break is not a good time for the renascent club at Ibrox...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 8, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 5, 2016

The Bonfire of The Vanities — johnjamessite

The working title of this article, which I created yesterday evening, was: After The Fire...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 5, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 4, 2016

Absence of Malice — johnjamessite

In the enclosed movie poster a controversial polemic is posed as to whether in America a man can be guilty until proven innocent...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 4, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 3, 2016

A Saltmarket Sedition — johnjamessite

Case Session Date Proceedings Case Reference PF Reference Court Name HMA v Craig WHYTE 03-OCT 16 Preliminary Hearing Continued SCS/2015-152941 CO14000356 Glasgow HC And then there was one...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 3, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 29, 2016

SDM: The Man Who Sold The Jerseys Long Before The Whyte Transaction. — johnjamessite

In the course of just over a year this site has become regarded as the go-to-site for individuals who were, and continue to be, central to the Rangers narrative...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 29, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 26, 2016

Christ Jack: Club 18-72 are chancers Rangers fans can’t afford not to be misled by

20 hrs ago / Chris Union Jack, Group Senior Bumfluff Writer / @unionsharkjump THEY went from the stands to the toilets and the seats and had their say...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 26, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 26, 2016

The End of The End of The Pier Show — johnjamessite

The Rangers apologists in the SMSM will be the last to acknowledge that there has been a seismic shift in Scottish football...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 26, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 23, 2016

A Collective Failing at The Daily Record — johnjamessite

Prior to writing this article I believe that congratulations are in order to Neil Doncaster...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 23, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 22, 2016

A Hilton Ballroom Beano — johnjamessite

GLASGOW & WEST OF SCOTLAND BRANCH ANNUAL LUNCH GUEST SPEAKER: FIRST MINISTER, NICOLA STURGEON WHERE: Due to unforeseen circumstances, The Glasgow City Hotel is unable to host our lunch next Friday...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 22, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 22, 2016

Statement – from Rangers

“The club’s directors share the disgust felt by Rangers supporters at the sickening and shameful display of outright sectarian hatred towards them from inbred sheep-loving scum in the Aberdeen area, ahead of our first ever visit to Pittodrie...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 22, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 21, 2016

A Mortal Comedy — johnjamessite

An acquaintance of mine relayed to me an inordinately funny story yesterday...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 21, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 19, 2016

The 21st Century Illuminati — johnjamessite

As I celebrate the first anniversary of this site, the first question to ask is why do I do it...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 19, 2016
Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 15, 2016

A Reality Cheque — johnjamessite

Scottish Football Champions, Celtic Football Club PLC earned £10...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 15, 2016
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TMT#197 – Rome Well Conquered

Welcome to the latest episode of 20 Minute Tims Another BUMPER episode this week as we’re discussing; *Celtic’s sensational win over Italian giants away from home *Fraser Forster’s performances *Qualifying for European knockout rounds with two games to spare *A professional victory while back on domestic business against Motherwell *Jonny Hayes *John Kennedy *Christopher Jullien All this and much more on TMT#197 You can help support the production of these podcasts, as well as gaining access to over 170 e...

Kevin McDermott with A Celtic State of Mind

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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 12 10 1 1 36 7 29 31
2 “Rangers” 12 10 1 1 35 7 28 31
3 Aberdeen 13 7 3 3 20 15 5 24
4 Motherwell 13 7 1 5 20 19 1 22
5 Kilmarnock 13 5 3 5 12 15 -3 18
6 Ross County 13 3 5 5 15 28 -13 14
7 Livingston 13 3 4 6 16 19 -3 13
8 Hibernian 12 2 6 4 16 23 -7 12
9 Hearts 12 2 5 5 15 17 -2 11
10 Hamilton Academical 13 2 5 6 14 24 -10 11
11 St Johnstone 12 2 4 6 12 28 -16 10
12 St Mirren 12 2 2 8 7 16 -9 8

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