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Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 12, 2019

PILGRIMAGE – tracing the footprints of lions

( – some guidance for future pilgrims) Every single Celtic fan I know of a certain vintage remembers exactly where they were when a team of heroes in hoops, all born within 30 miles of Celtic Park, became the first British team to win the big-eared cup...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · May 6, 2019

Dutch “Coffeeshop” in (lack of) Global Franchise shock!!

When I read that Luxembourg has recently announced its intention to fully legalise cannabis (from production through to retail), thereby becoming the first country in Europe to do so, I couldn’t help but wonder if this might be the tipping point which starts the full legalisation ball (tumble-weed?

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Apr 4, 2019

SFA Disciplinary Update

Notice of Complaint | Scott Brown, Player, Celtic FC Wednesday 3 April 2019 Alleged Party in Breach: Scott Brown, Player, Celtic FC Match: Celtic FC v Rangers FC Date: 1 April 2019 Competition: Scottish Premiership Disciplinary Rule allegedly breached: Disciplinary Rule 18-72 – A recognised football body, club, official, Team Official, other member of Team Staff, player, match official...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 25, 2018

IJ-Witness To The Lost City of Mokum

(Above: Herman Brood outside Mazzo club, Rozengracht, circa 1990 – Gerard Wessel) LISTEN!

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 20, 2018

and they all lived together in a little crook-ED House

Listen. I know you’re all fed-up seeing articles, blogs, random stories, bizarre rumours & mad conspiracy theories about the Tribute Act club based at the Big Hoose on Edmiston Drive.

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Jun 13, 2018

How I helped knocked England out the World Cup!

With time running out before the World Cup Finals in Russia provides a convenient excuse for half the male population of the world to do even less around the house, speak to family members in even fewer grunts, and try out a new beer & crisps diet, whilst exercising (ahem) sole rights to the remote...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · May 16, 2018

Not Compliant – RFC

THE Rangers Football Club (”the Club”) was informed today by the Scottish FA (”SFA”) that...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Apr 25, 2018

(New) Club Statement

Wednesday 25 April 2018, 16:90, by Rangers Football Club ____________________________________________________________________________________________ RANGERS are beeling about Hibernian’s decision to cut our supporter’s ticket allocation for the final match of the Scottish Premiership season at Easter Rd on Sunday, May 13...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 1, 2018

Exclusive: Chinese Superleague Chairman confirms new bid of 9.5M!

55 mins ago / Chris Jack – Group Senior Sports Writer I’m very pleased to report that...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 21, 2017

AMSTERDAMNED VI – TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE (4 years ago today)

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Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 10, 2017

The Pole Of Justice Xmas Special Photos

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Carl Jungle Bhoy · Sep 12, 2017

Transparency of Purpose

Imagine a country where the MD of a respected, national bank funded the enterprises of his friend – a ruthless...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Jun 30, 2017

Chairman King’s Welcome

Thursday, 29 June 2017, 18:72 by Rangers Football Club __________________________________________________________________________________________ IT gives me great pleasure to read Jabba’s words and welcome you back to Ibrokes for the start of the 2017/18 campaign, which begins tonight with the Europa League first-round qualifier against Progres Niederkorn...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 14, 2017

Interim Ibrokes Boss Must Be On Zero Hours Contract As Rangers Headed For Administration

11 hrs ago / Christopher Union Jack, Group Senior Bum-Fluff Writer / @unionsharkjump IT is a short-term roll with ham and cheese, but not quite a world class breakfast...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Feb 14, 2017

Interim Ibrokes boss must be on zero hours contract as Rangers are headed for administation

11 hrs ago / Christopher Union Jack, Group Senior Bum-Fluff Writer / @unionsharkjump IT is a short-term roll with ham and cheese, but not quite a world class breakfast...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Dec 12, 2016

Spectator Safety At Ibrox Hinges On The Integrtiy Of Dave King And His Board — The Celtic Blog

On Friday night, Celtic’s Supporter Liaison responded to enquiries by fans who were asking about the safety of Ibrox with an interesting tweet...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 8, 2016

The Secret Diary of Mark Warburton: Is McParland Toast? — johnjamessite

Saturday 5th November WTF!

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 3, 2016

The Lying Brand — johnjamessite

Prior to the main thrust of this article, I take pause to note that Stewart Regan has taken time from his daily diet of Curly Wurly, Football Manager and Fusbol to defy FIFA and decree that the Scotland players will wear black armbands with a poppy motif...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Nov 3, 2016

Lionbrand Did Ye, Aye? — daviesleftpeg

We all know the claims made by the fake tap supplier Lionbrand; “All Profits Go Directly to Club”...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 29, 2016

Rangers in the Fall — johnjamessite

Prior to discussing the RIFC plc accounts I should point out that I exclusively predicted that Rangers would run out of money this month...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 27, 2016

GOTHAM — johnjamessite

I think it’s safe to assert that Warburton sur-la-merde’s honeymoon is well and truly over...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 24, 2016

Only Fools and Horses — johnjamessite

Is it just me or did anyone else get the impression that Warburton had picked a dressage team that failed to step up to the standard set by Celtic at Hampden yesterday?

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 22, 2016

Mind The Gap — johnjamessite

In Glasgow derby games of the past, the prevailing team was more often than not the one which wanted it most...

Carl Jungle Bhoy · Oct 21, 2016

Dear JJ: Is there life on Mars? — johnjamessite

Dear JJ, A fabulous good morning to you from St. Giles in the fall...

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