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Scottish Comedy FC · May 26, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager Finally Reveals His Identity

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · May 26, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · May 23, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On A Disgraceful Cup Final

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · May 23, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · May 18, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On The New Steven Gerrard

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · May 18, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · May 13, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager Talks About His Holiday

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · May 13, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · May 5, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On Snubgate II: Snubbed With A Vengeance

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · May 5, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 27, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager: What A Title Party

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 27, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 22, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager Has Some Advice For A Rival

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 22, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 21, 2016

Ronny Deila Made A Rod For His Own Back At Celtic

At Hampden on Sunday, Tom Rogic stepped up to take a spot kick in a sudden death shoot out, his effort sailed high and wide, carrying with it any faint hope Ronny Deila had of remaining at Celtic next season...

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 21, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 18, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On The Biggest Game In History

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 18, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 14, 2016

NEW POD: Listen to Yer Mad Uncle’s Out Of Jail NOW!

Asking the uncomfortable questions and spending way too long slagging off the O** F***, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 14, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 13, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On The Petrol Head Training Cup

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 13, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 7, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On Winning The Title

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Apr 7, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 31, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager Talks Ten In A Row

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 31, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 24, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On Player Of The Year

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 24, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 17, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On Getting Rid Of Seb Coe

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 17, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 10, 2016

NEW POD: Listen To ‘Baseball Bats Behind The Bins’ Now!

Asking the uncomfortable questions and wondering if Gary Locke would make a decent Celtic manager, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club Podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 10, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 8, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On Some Kind Of “O** F***”

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Mar 8, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 25, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager on Repetitive Scoring Injury

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 25, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 25, 2016

NEW POD: Character Assassination

Asking the uncomfortable questions and wondering if Jimmy Calderwood’s even relevant, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club Podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 25, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 18, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On Narrowed Pitches & Romance

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 18, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 11, 2016

NEW POD: Derek McInnes Dishes Out The Butteries

Asking the uncomfortable questions and getting romantic, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club Podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 11, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 11, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On A Total Balls Up

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 11, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 4, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On An Eventful Transfer Deadline

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Feb 4, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 28, 2016

NEW POD: Listen To ‘I’d Kick Anybody’ Now!

Asking the uncomfortable questions and shouting out “Brian Easton” in a moment of ecstacy, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club Podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 28, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 28, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager: What Do Leeds Have That We Don’t?

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 28, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 21, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager Keeps His Players Honest

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 21, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 14, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On The January Transfer Window

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 14, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 8, 2016

The Secret Assistant Manager On New Beginnings & Dodgy Songs

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 8, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 7, 2016

NEW POD: Listen To ‘Rangers Or War?’ Now!

Asking the uncomfortable questions like ‘would you rather have Rangers or war?’, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club Podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Jan 7, 2016
Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 22, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager: Who’s The In The Black?!

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 22, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 17, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager On A Year Of Big Cases

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 17, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 10, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager Can’t See Why The Boss Would Leave

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 10, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 3, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager Accidentally Attends An AGM

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 3, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 2, 2015

Topical Times: The Ballad Of Anthony Stokes

Last week was all about the story of one striker setting an incredible new record in football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 2, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 1, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager: What Do You Get For The Chairman Who Has Everything?

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Dec 1, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 26, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager On Old Strikers & Goal Bonuses

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 26, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 24, 2015

Football Kit Roundup: Scotland & Euro 2016 Special!

After a couple of months hung up at the back of the wardrobe, Football Kit Roundup returns to take you through the best and worst of the new Euro 2016 kits and a special look at the new Scotland get-up...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 24, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 23, 2015

Transfer Nonsense: What Do Cristiano Ronaldo & Darko Bodul Have In Common? Nothing.

As we roll ever closer to the busy Christmas schedule, clubs are already hovering around the transfer market wondering what they’re going to spend their ‘Santa money’ on...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 23, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 20, 2015

The Ancient Law Threatening Scottish Football Heritage

Anyone who regularly reads my writing (hello Mum) will know that I’m no fan of elitists and when I read that...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 20, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 19, 2015

Listen to ‘Only Communism Can Save Scottish Football’ Now!

Asking the uncomfortable questions like ‘Did Ally McLeod have a spectacular fall from grace?’, it’s the Scottish Comedy Football Club Podcast!

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 19, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 19, 2015

The Secret Assistant Manager On Bad PR

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 19, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 18, 2015

Topical Times: Some Rangers Players Took An Incredibly Long Holiday

This week’s main story has obviously been the horrifying and incredibly sad scenes in Paris over weekend...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 18, 2015
Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 16, 2015

‘A Statement’ From The Secret Assistant Manager

Scottish Comedy FC has acquired the rights to an upcoming best-seller – “The Secret Assistant Manager” – which will tell you what really happens inside Scottish football...

Scottish Comedy FC · Nov 16, 2015
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Half Hour Hoops · Jun 13

HHH #74 A New Face

Peter, Ryan and 2nd half Stephen go over the Scotland game and the latest news at Celtic...

Half Hour Hoops · Jun 13

This Bhoys Life – Kevin Graham

In what will hopefully be a series of podcasts over the summer Harper is joined by Kevin Graham for the latest This Bhoys Life.

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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 38 27 6 5 77 20 57 87
2 “Rangers” 38 23 9 6 82 27 55 78
3 Kilmarnock 38 19 10 9 50 31 19 67
4 Aberdeen 38 20 7 11 57 44 13 67
5 Hibernian 38 14 12 12 51 39 12 54
6 Hearts 38 15 6 17 42 50 -8 51
7 St Johnstone 38 15 7 16 38 48 -10 52
8 Motherwell 38 15 6 17 46 56 -10 51
9 Livingston 38 11 11 16 42 44 -2 44
10 Hamilton Academical 38 9 6 23 28 75 -47 33
11 St Mirren 38 8 8 22 34 66 -32 32
12 Dundee 38 5 6 27 31 78 -47 21

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