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Hi. I’m Stewart Robertson. I’m definitely not Jim Traynor.
Good Evening. Let’s be clear about something. No one in their right mind wants to see a football ‘club’ or fan base that laughs in the face of 276 creditors, and every single tax payer in the United Kingdom be successful...
Good Evening. The Clumpany understands that the medical services of Scotland and all other places in which the SPFL is followed are standing by for an influx of people seeking urgent relief for a hitherto unexpected ailment...
Good Evening. Further to a number of non-stories from Scottish sport’s most self-respecting journalists and reputation-conscious media outlets, The Clumpany has been given some devastating information about the activities of a “prominent chairman of a club”* at the end of season 2007-8...
Good Evening. The Clumpany noted with some mirth that the manager of Kilmarnock and the statement writer of Aberdeen FC have spoken out about horrendously inconsistent decision making by the SFA-overseen disciplinary process this season.
Good Afternoon. Surely not appearing on any Celtic-flavoured site or forum at any point 😉 >>>>>> Let’s All Shrug Our Shoulders According to well-informed sources close to Celtic Football Club no one has any idea whatsoever why the manager might be unhappy...
Good Evening. The Clumpany has seen a number of folk commenting that Steven Gerrard appeared paranoid after today’s draw against an Aberdeen side so poor that they were mistaken for Sevco’s bank account early in the second half...
Good Evening. The Clumpany doesn’t usually take an interest in gambling, but my good pal Alan – who I haven’t seen in ages – called last night to alert me to “the hottest prospect in the entire history of horse racing.” Alan tells me that this two year-old, four-legged wonder will be making his debut...
Good Evening. Probably not appearing in any attempted newspapers >>>>> We are a building a fortress here says Arfield The Rangers midfielder saw encouraging signs of fortification during the Light Blues’ truly magnificent 6-0 friendly victory against English high-fliers Bury.
Good Evening. Probably not in tomorrow’s attempted newspapers >>>>>> Stevie G And Walter Go To War With Celtic The Champions League-winning Champions League winner plans to hold a summit with the Gers icon to formulate a plan to destroy Celtic.
Good Evening. I am sure that I haven’t read this in an attempted newspaper somewhere >>>>>> Steven Gerrard Begs For Walter’s Help The Champions League-winning Champions League winner has probably indicated that he would break every bone in his body with an iron bar for the chance to benefit from the unique Rangers-tastic insights that...
Good Evening. Having seen some recent sun-drenched, pre-season, Sevco-chasing reports from the Scottish football media’s finest, The Clumpany is delighted to be able to bring you an exclusive holiday offer in association with Flights of Fancy Ltd...
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