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Good Evening. To the tune of the Plastic Ono Band’s ‘Cold Turkey’ 😉 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 The Takeover Panel Their anger is high King has no future It’s pie in the sky May go for a bevvy Wipe this outta his head He wants to be a ‘player’ Credibility dead Cold shoulder has got Dave on the...
Good Evening. Possibly not appearing in an attempted newspaper near you any time soon >>>>>> “Rangers* winger ‘plays like Ronnie Barker’ says Liverpool star Trent Alexander-Arnold The right-back said former Man City youngster Brandon Barker is one of the toughest players he’s come up against, and compared him to his Two Ronnies namesake...
Hi. I’m Stewart Robertson. I’m definitely not Jim Traynor.
Good Evening. The Clumpany understands that the medical services of Scotland and all other places in which the SPFL is followed are standing by for an influx of people seeking urgent relief for a hitherto unexpected ailment...
Good Afternoon. Surely not appearing on any Celtic-flavoured site or forum at any point 😉 >>>>>> Let’s All Shrug Our Shoulders According to well-informed sources close to Celtic Football Club no one has any idea whatsoever why the manager might be unhappy...
Good Evening. The Clumpany has seen a number of folk commenting that Steven Gerrard appeared paranoid after today’s draw against an Aberdeen side so poor that they were mistaken for Sevco’s bank account early in the second half...
Good Evening. Probably not in tomorrow’s attempted newspapers >>>>>> Stevie G And Walter Go To War With Celtic The Champions League-winning Champions League winner plans to hold a summit with the Gers icon to formulate a plan to destroy Celtic.
The Scouting Report is a podcast that looks at new additions to the Celtic squad as well as getting a first look at potential opponents.In this new episode Chris Gallagher is joined by Polish football expert Ryan Hubbard to discuss our new signing Patryk Klimala.
GUEST SHOW – This week Mickey & J.P are joined by our very first guest on the show, Liam Kelly author of the fantastic book ‘Take Me To Your Paradise’ and he’s here to share some of it with us...
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