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The Clumpany · Nov 4

A Handy Guide To The Latest Sevco Accounts

Good Evening. Yes I know that the accounts published last week were those of RIFC, which is different to the engine room subsidiary once known as Sevco Scotland (or is it Sevco 5088?!

The Clumpany · Nov 4
The Clumpany · Nov 4

Urgent Medical Problems

Good Evening. The Clumpany understands that the medical services of Scotland and all other places in which the SPFL is followed are standing by for an influx of people seeking urgent relief for a hitherto unexpected ailment...

The Clumpany · Nov 4
The Clumpany · Nov 4

Morons On An Equalities Awareness Course

Good Evening. At a hypothetical equalities awareness course somewhere in Scotland...

The Clumpany · Nov 4
The Clumpany · Nov 2

Neil Lennon’s List Of Shame

Good Evening. Here is a list of events, and an indication of the sorts of reactions they have variously produced over many years...

The Clumpany · Nov 2
The Clumpany · Nov 1

In Defence Of Neil Lennon

Good Evening. The title of this blog is a lie. I have no defence of Neil Lennon to offer.

The Clumpany · Nov 1
The Clumpany · Sep 23

Having Rangers’ Sh*t On Your Doorstep

Good Evening. The Clumpany loves a bit of gossip about the Scottish sports media’s finest.

The Clumpany · Sep 23
The Clumpany · Sep 23

Celtic’s Complacency Trap

Good Evening. Celtic are an absolute shoe-in to win the league this and every season, aren’t they?

The Clumpany · Sep 23
The Clumpany · Sep 19

How Rangers FC Was Shafted In 2008

Good Evening. Further to a number of non-stories from Scottish sport’s most self-respecting journalists and reputation-conscious media outlets, The Clumpany has been given some devastating information about the activities of a “prominent chairman of a club”* at the end of season 2007-8...

The Clumpany · Sep 19
The Clumpany · Sep 15

Stop Complaining, The SFA Is Right

Good Evening. The Clumpany noted with some mirth that the manager of Kilmarnock and the statement writer of Aberdeen FC have spoken out about horrendously inconsistent decision making by the SFA-overseen disciplinary process this season.

The Clumpany · Sep 15
The Clumpany · Sep 5

Celtic’s World Beating Transfer Window

Good Morning. The Clumpany was happy to pick up an award on behalf of the Celtic board last night.

The Clumpany · Sep 5
The Clumpany · Sep 4

The Gap Is Finally Narrowing

Good Evening. A few days ago, The Clumpany put an anvil and a racehorse next to each other.

The Clumpany · Sep 4
The Clumpany · Sep 4

Beheading For Sevco!

Good Evening. Surely The Clumpany will hear this on the radio in the not-too-distant future?!

The Clumpany · Sep 4
The Clumpany · Aug 11

Strangling The Goose That Lays The Golden Eggs

Good Evening. It has come to The Clumpany’s attention that a progressive, imaginative and ambitious golden egg-laying goose has wandered into the vicinity of Celtic Park.

The Clumpany · Aug 11
The Clumpany · Aug 11

What The Hell Is Going On At Celtic?

Good Afternoon. Surely not appearing on any Celtic-flavoured site or forum at any point 😉 >>>>>> Let’s All Shrug Our Shoulders According to well-informed sources close to Celtic Football Club no one has any idea whatsoever why the manager might be unhappy...

The Clumpany · Aug 11
The Clumpany · Aug 5

Is Steven Gerrard Paranoid?

Good Evening. The Clumpany has seen a number of folk commenting that Steven Gerrard appeared paranoid after today’s draw against an Aberdeen side so poor that they were mistaken for Sevco’s bank account early in the second half...

The Clumpany · Aug 5
The Clumpany · Jul 29

The Day I Saw The Beatles Perform Live

Good Evening. The Clumpany would like to share a very personal reminiscence with my long suffering readers.

The Clumpany · Jul 29
The Clumpany · Jul 27

Sevco’s Reply To Celtic’s Statement

Good Evening. Not coming to a ‘club’, ‘holding company’ or ‘engine room subsidiary’ website any time soon .

The Clumpany · Jul 27
The Clumpany · Jul 27

How To Back A Guaranteed Winner

Good Evening. The Clumpany doesn’t usually take an interest in gambling, but my good pal Alan – who I haven’t seen in ages – called last night to alert me to “the hottest prospect in the entire history of horse racing.” Alan tells me that this two year-old, four-legged wonder will be making his debut...

The Clumpany · Jul 27
The Clumpany · Jul 9

Sevco’s Medieval Approach

Good Evening. Probably not appearing in any attempted newspapers >>>>> We are a building a fortress here says Arfield The Rangers midfielder saw encouraging signs of fortification during the Light Blues’ truly magnificent 6-0 friendly victory against English high-fliers Bury.

The Clumpany · Jul 9
The Clumpany · Jul 8

How To Buy An Orange Sevco Top

Good Evening. Overheard on the streets of Glasgow >>>>>> William: “Hi Billy.” Billy: “Hi pal.

The Clumpany · Jul 8
The Clumpany · Jul 8

What’s The Problem With Roman Catholicism?

Good Afternoon. Let’s stray away from football for a few minutes and consider the above question.

The Clumpany · Jul 8
The Clumpany · Jul 8

His Big Mikeness Strikes Again

Good Evening. The Clumpany has greatly enjoyed the MSM’s coverage of His Big Mikeness’s latest legal manoeuvrings, which threaten to hinder sales of Sevco merchandise.

The Clumpany · Jul 8
The Clumpany · Jul 6

Giving Fck All To Sevco

Good Evening. Not appearing in an attempted newspaper any time soon >>>>>> New Signing Says “Fck That” The Ibrox outfit’s latest signing is determined to crush Celtic in his own unique way.

The Clumpany · Jul 6
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TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Celtic 12 8 2 2 27 6 21 26
2 Hearts 13 8 2 3 19 13 6 26
3 “Rangers” 12 7 3 2 32 11 21 24
4 Kilmarnock 13 7 3 3 19 12 7 24
5 St Johnstone 13 7 2 4 16 18 -2 23
6 Aberdeen 12 6 3 3 16 10 6 21
7 Livingston 12 5 4 3 12 7 5 19
8 Hibernian 12 5 3 4 21 12 9 18
9 Motherwell 12 3 2 7 12 22 -10 11
10 Hamilton Academical 13 3 1 9 9 28 -19 10
11 St Mirren 13 1 2 10 6 26 -20 5
12 Dundee 13 1 1 11 6 30 -24 4

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