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Shocking ‘rest’ if you ask me. Can’t believe I am going off brand and defending footballers, but it’s 2019 and people are just finding out about Chernobyl so it seems anything is possible in this day and age.
The fitba may have finished for Celtic, hence the lack of updates with no one really wanting the most banal of information, but the patter keeps on giving, with the ongoing furore around Olivier Ntcham unfollowing his team-mates on Instagram and Mikael Lustig apparently criticising the way we’re managed.
So it’s been an eventful few days. As always, instead of just straight shooting on the managerial situation, and the timing of it after another treble win, I decided to take some ‘me time’ and let everyone else lose the nut.
Up until the loss to Rangers in December, Ibrox had become a bit of a fortress for us, and Neil Lennon will be keen to avoid a similar performance and result on Sunday to kick off another unbeaten run there.
God damn you Rangers Eight in a row will be delayed for a week after our Scottish Cup Final rollovers, sorry, opponents, lost 3-1 at home to the boys of the YCV at Tynecastle earlier on today.
It’s a few days away, but this week’s preview will be on Sunday’s game at Easter Road between Hibs and Celtic, where CAPITAL PUNISHMENT was finally dished out last month at a ground we have struggled at for a couple of years now.
Nearly got the shoot prediction right. Alfie Bhoy getting sent off again, Rangers fans losing the nut, our captain assaulted, a brawl at the end of the game ..It was exactly what we wanted to see and at long long last, this derby fixture is well and truly BACK.
And I for one welcome our new Colombian overlord. There’s rumours all over Twitter this morning that Alfredo ‘Goleador’ Morelos is going to be a Celtic player next season, so it immediately must be true, seeing as how the rumour mob were justified with Brendan Rodgers leaving for Leicester, we can’t just dismiss them anymore.
Reidzo Returns. “Groan” And so, Brendan Rodgers is leaving Celtic for Leicester.
They did! Four times. Brendan Rodgers wasn’t happy with the antics of ‘nice guys’ Motherwell FC after their goal to pull one back yesterday, even insisting they should have let Celtic score as a result of their worked shoot.
An easy win for us imo. Well, here we are. A week after a 2-0 defeat at home, and infighting among fans online after the performance and result, it wouldn’t be Celtic in Europe without thinking we can somehow do this.
SPANISH CRACKS etc. One of the best things about drawing Valencia, and not an obscure eastern European team was that everyone knows what to expect, who they are, and their pedigree, so it means a lot of us can be spared being patronised by the Youtube CSC who will inform us everything about them, from their kitman and bus driver to their menu at training.
On this week’s episode the gang begin their run through the Scottish Premiership’s transfer activity...
VAR and the WWC, The Fixtures Are Out, U16 Achievements – TOTW Pigs XI...
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Hampden Park Glasgow
15:00 25 May 2019
Adeg-Meisterfrost Arena Pinkafeld, Austria
17:30 26 June 2019