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Lennon Returns: Hibs V Celtic.

It’s a few days away, but this week’s preview will be on Sunday’s game at Easter Road between Hibs and Celtic, where CAPITAL PUNISHMENT was finally dished out last month at a ground we have struggled at for a couple of years now.

Aberdeen a pathetic joke, Celtic the opposite.

Predicted it. Aberdeen 0-3 Celtic. The Shoot Prediction delivered yet again from this mastermind at TJDS, and it was never in doubt.

Hearts await Celtic or Aberdeen(lol) in May.

It was a formality for Hearts today as they ran out easy winners at Hampden over Inverness, and tomorrow it’s Celtic’ turn to dispose of jobbers at the same stadium.

Time to step up : Aberdeen V Celtic

Body them as per usual. Hampden’s been nice to us in recent years, and our record there since Rangers ‘Win Draw’ in the semi final of 2016 has been flawless.

AVB for Celtic? Get a grip, son.

Nothing on Babestation. After a disappointing performance and result against Livingston on Saturday, most of the chat online has been about who Neil Lennon’s replacement will be in the summer, and how Lennon himself even getting the job will be a huge mistake...

Celtic to SFA: ‘Wheres The Beef’

In a season that is becoming more like the wrestling by the week, Celtic responded in a shoot like manner to the SFA over the charges against Scott Brown that have been announced today.

St Mirren V Celtic

A tricky one tonight. Celtic travel to Paisley fresh from bodying Rangers yet again, and on paper it seems like a dawdle tonight.

Celtic 2-1 Rangers

Nearly got the shoot prediction right. Alfie Bhoy getting sent off again, Rangers fans losing the nut, our captain assaulted, a brawl at the end of the game ..It was exactly what we wanted to see and at long long last, this derby fixture is well and truly BACK.

Moyes to Celtic : Gies that joab

Celtic to Moyes : Beat It David Moyes just can’t keep away from rumours surrounding the managerial post at Celtic, it would seem.

Internationals are over, Celtic are back!

Rangers are going to get smashed imo. At last, this site can get back to normal again with the end of the international fixtures for the rest of the season.

Alfredo Morelos to Celtic – bring him home

And I for one welcome our new Colombian overlord. There’s rumours all over Twitter this morning that Alfredo ‘Goleador’ Morelos is going to be a Celtic player next season, so it immediately must be true, seeing as how the rumour mob were justified with Brendan Rodgers leaving for Leicester, we can’t just dismiss them anymore.

Site news and updates

This is not goodbye it’s just see you in a week Right, I’m aware we beat Hearts and Hibs recently, and there has been nothing on here for almost a week, but the good eggs at SB Nation are aware of this and for some reason I am having to justify myself to YOUSE, what’s that all about?

Brendan Rodgers – A sociopath from day one.

Rodgers Scandal Update: Brendan sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him manipulative powers!

Rodgers: “Motherwell should have let Celtic score after being wideos”

They did! Four times. Brendan Rodgers wasn’t happy with the antics of ‘nice guys’ Motherwell FC after their goal to pull one back yesterday, even insisting they should have let Celtic score as a result of their worked shoot.

Valencia V Celtic – Preview.

An easy win for us imo. Well, here we are. A week after a 2-0 defeat at home, and infighting among fans online after the performance and result, it wouldn’t be Celtic in Europe without thinking we can somehow do this.

Celtic win the league at Rugby Park. Again!

Another late show at Rugby Pugby. Even the most cautious Celtic fan will be able to admit that eight in a row is all but confirmed after yesterday’s eventual win at Rugby Park.

Celtic 0-2 Valencia – The cycle continues

Let’s not learn a thing. Roses are red Violets are blue It finished Celtic nil Valencia two.

Celtic V Valencia – Opponent Preview

SPANISH CRACKS etc. One of the best things about drawing Valencia, and not an obscure eastern European team was that everyone knows what to expect, who they are, and their pedigree, so it means a lot of us can be spared being patronised by the Youtube CSC who will inform us everything about them, from their kitman and bus driver to their menu at training.

Celtic V Hibs preview and Neil Lennon announcement

Lenny Boi Celtic host Hibs this evening with another lightshow promised by the club pre kick off, which will ultimately be the highlight on social media as usual unless Timothy Weah personally gets off with a fan after his inevitable goal tonight.

Celtic smash St Johnstone again.

Six days til we do it once more! It’s a known fact I loathe St Johnstone and it’s something that is unlikely to change, so when Celtic left it late to demoralise these idiots yesterday afternoon it really delighted me.

American duo sign for Celtic

Nathan Dunn over in USA explains all Andrew Gutman of Indiana University and Manny Perez of North Carolina State University are headed to Scotland’s double treble winners, Celtic.

Celtic V St Johnstone preview

And Scott Brown’s signed a new deal. I thought he was ‘done’! Minds are changed yet again! Celtic have the chance to go six points clear at the top tonight if they can take care of Thomas ‘Tommy’ Wright’s St Johnstone, who are usually cannon fodder for us, but then again so are most teams at Celtic Park this season.

Benkovic out for the season for Celtic?

A sore one for Benky Bhoy Reports are circulating that Filip Benkovic could be out for the season, after picking up an injury at the weekend after another routine win over Hamilton at Celtic Park.

Celtic V St Mirren Preview

The last time Celtic faced St Mirren back in September, collective gasps and groans dominated proceedings when somehow, they held us to a 0-0 draw at a stage in the season when there was serious doubt (from some lunatics) that Celtic were not going to win the league at a canter.

Fresh crisis at Celtic – the pitch is ‘diseased’

Great description imo Not long after a routine Scottish Cup win over Airdrie has the focus turned to something else to moan about, with the pitch at Celtic Park being grimly described as in a ‘diseased’ state.

Celtic to get more exposure in USA as ESPN buy Scottish Cup rights.

Nathan Dunn explains all. New writer for TJDS, Nathan Dunn, explains in his first article how Celtic will be benefiting to American audiences this year with ESPN’s new coverage.

Gabbo, or Wanyama, is coming

Gabbo gabbo gabbo Everyone is saying announcement this, and announcement that, but no one is saying right back this, or another loan that! The rumours are rife that we’re making some big announcement today and many seem to believe it’s Victor Wanyama returning to the club, possibly on a loan, but the basis for this has been nothing but vague whatsapp interactions and someone mentioning how ‘Paul The Tim said it’s true anaw’.

Scott Allan, another chance? Do me a favour love!

Read that in the Andy Gray voice It’s often the case that a player who hasn’t played in quite some time for us gets a lot better, without kicking a ball, and his reputation is majorly enhanced.

Oliver Burke and the truth behind ‘55’

This is big news lads. A few days ago, some saddos, including me in an ironic sense, felt it was highly dubious that new on-loan signing, Oliver Burke, had ‘55’ in his Twitter Handle, especially at a time Rangers fans are making big noises about going for their 55th league title.

A hiccup, albeit a concerning one.

Rangers 1-0 Celtic. Games are never settled after a minute, but they don’t half give away the direction one is going to go.

Rogic out of the Rangers game & McGregor’s new deal

Try and get over it lads. The ‘support’ for Tom Rogic on this site is ..unique, to say the least to you can imagine my complete lack of interest or care that he’ll be missing against Rangers on the 29th.

Celtic V Valencia, and some thoughts on that Hibs game.

It’s official – I’m overweight! It’s also official that we will be playing Valencia in the next round of the Europa League.

We’re on our way........somehow!

Baku here we go Celtic put in a dismal performance against Salzburg last night and deserved absolutely nothing from the game, but thanks to the good lads at Rosenborg, who chose the best time to pick up their first point in the group, we are through to the last 32.

Leigh Griffiths taking ‘time out’

Let’s just address what everyone is on about then, Leigh Griffiths will be out for ‘the forseeable’ due to ongoing personal issues, confirmed by the manager today.

Celtic V Salzburg – a throwback

Red Bull is a common sight for ensuring chaos in Glasgow, as half your workplaces in the city will be tanked up on the stuff, causing reckless behaviour and questionable decision making under the influence of a well marketed energy drink.

Ryan Christie – November POTM

Well in Ryany Bhoy After a string of superb performances for club and country, it was no surprise that Ryan ‘No good enough for us according to certain outspoken Celtic superfans’ Christie picked up the November player of the month award.

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View fixtures League table

1 Celtic 33 24 5 4 71 17 54 77
2 “Rangers” 33 19 9 5 73 24 49 66
3 Kilmarnock 33 16 10 7 46 28 18 58
4 Aberdeen 33 17 7 9 52 37 15 58
5 Hibernian 33 14 10 9 49 34 15 52
6 Hearts 33 15 5 13 38 41 -3 50
7 St Johnstone 33 13 5 15 32 44 -12 44
8 Motherwell 33 13 4 16 37 47 -10 43
9 Livingston 33 11 9 13 35 33 2 42
10 Hamilton Academical 33 7 4 22 21 69 -48 25
11 St Mirren 33 5 6 22 24 61 -37 21
12 Dundee 33 4 6 23 25 68 -43 18

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Celtic 3-0 Aberdeen Celtic FC Celtic 3-0 Aberdeen at Hampden Park in Glasgow in the Scottish Cup. 2019-04-14T14:00:00+00:00 2019-04-14T15:45:00+00:00

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14:00 14 April 2019

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Hibs v Celtic Celtic FC Hibs v Celtic at Easter Road in Edinburgh in the Scottish Premiership. 2019-04-21T12:30:00+00:00 2019-04-21T14:15:00+00:00

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12:30 21 April 2019