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Celtic’ champions league opponents revealed

Celtic will be Estonia or Macedonia bound, assuming they dispose of FK Sarajevo in the first round of the Champions League qualifiers.

Lustig set to depart Celtic

It seems that Mikael Lustig’s Celtic career is now well and truly over, with reports suggesting he is signing for Gent.

A two week break for Celtic’s McGregor.

Shocking ‘rest’ if you ask me. Can’t believe I am going off brand and defending footballers, but it’s 2019 and people are just finding out about Chernobyl so it seems anything is possible in this day and age.

Ntcham scandal update & Lustig leaving Celtic?

The fitba may have finished for Celtic, hence the lack of updates with no one really wanting the most banal of information, but the patter keeps on giving, with the ongoing furore around Olivier Ntcham unfollowing his team-mates on Instagram and Mikael Lustig apparently criticising the way we’re managed.

The great Celtic leak......again!

Celtic have called in AC-12 following the confidential transfer dossier that was leaked last night online.

Neil Lennon to be officially announced today?

The worst kept secret in football is set to be put to an end this afternoon, when Neil Lennon is announced as the new manager of Celtic.

Izaguirre KB’s Celtic, and other news

So it’s been an eventful few days. As always, instead of just straight shooting on the managerial situation, and the timing of it after another treble win, I decided to take some ‘me time’ and let everyone else lose the nut.

Hearts to give Celtic a guard of honour, really big news.

Who cares In this ultra woke and easily offended era, it seems people genuinely gave a damn that Rangers weren’t giving us a guard of honour last weekend.

An undramatic Celtic postmortem.

The dust has settled on Celtic’s mental and physical breakdown at Ibrox on Sunday, and instead of going on a shoot rant right after the game, I’ve taken a few days to let others do that and post up a rational article regarding our first domestic defeat since the end of 2018.

Rangers V Celtic – Preview & Shoot

The penultimate game of the season, and the final OLD FIR .sorry .Glasgow Derby is almost upon us.

Rangers V Celtic – Countdown

Up until the loss to Rangers in December, Ibrox had become a bit of a fortress for us, and Neil Lennon will be keen to avoid a similar performance and result on Sunday to kick off another unbeaten run there.

Eight done. Celtic now must focus on Nine.

First off, as I said last week, had things going on so the updating on the site was on the back burner.

End of a tough week – Celtic V Kilmarnock

It’s been a very emotional week for fans of Celtic, and Scottish football in general, after the death of Billy McNeill, a colossal icon of the game.

Billy McNeill – A Celtic Legend. (1940-2019)

This morning, the McNeill family sadly announced the death of Celtic club legend Billy McNeill, who passed away at the age of 79.

Hibs V Celtic – 8 in a row delayed for a week

God damn you Rangers Eight in a row will be delayed for a week after our Scottish Cup Final rollovers, sorry, opponents, lost 3-1 at home to the boys of the YCV at Tynecastle earlier on today.

Lennon Returns: Hibs V Celtic.

It’s a few days away, but this week’s preview will be on Sunday’s game at Easter Road between Hibs and Celtic, where CAPITAL PUNISHMENT was finally dished out last month at a ground we have struggled at for a couple of years now.

Aberdeen a pathetic joke, Celtic the opposite.

Predicted it. Aberdeen 0-3 Celtic. The Shoot Prediction delivered yet again from this mastermind at TJDS, and it was never in doubt.

Hearts await Celtic or Aberdeen(lol) in May.

It was a formality for Hearts today as they ran out easy winners at Hampden over Inverness, and tomorrow it’s Celtic’ turn to dispose of jobbers at the same stadium.

Time to step up : Aberdeen V Celtic

Body them as per usual. Hampden’s been nice to us in recent years, and our record there since Rangers ‘Win Draw’ in the semi final of 2016 has been flawless.

AVB for Celtic? Get a grip, son.

Nothing on Babestation. After a disappointing performance and result against Livingston on Saturday, most of the chat online has been about who Neil Lennon’s replacement will be in the summer, and how Lennon himself even getting the job will be a huge mistake...

Celtic to SFA: ‘Wheres The Beef’

In a season that is becoming more like the wrestling by the week, Celtic responded in a shoot like manner to the SFA over the charges against Scott Brown that have been announced today.

St Mirren V Celtic

A tricky one tonight. Celtic travel to Paisley fresh from bodying Rangers yet again, and on paper it seems like a dawdle tonight.

Celtic 2-1 Rangers

Nearly got the shoot prediction right. Alfie Bhoy getting sent off again, Rangers fans losing the nut, our captain assaulted, a brawl at the end of the game ..It was exactly what we wanted to see and at long long last, this derby fixture is well and truly BACK.

Moyes to Celtic : Gies that joab

Celtic to Moyes : Beat It David Moyes just can’t keep away from rumours surrounding the managerial post at Celtic, it would seem.

Internationals are over, Celtic are back!

Rangers are going to get smashed imo. At last, this site can get back to normal again with the end of the international fixtures for the rest of the season.

Alfredo Morelos to Celtic – bring him home

And I for one welcome our new Colombian overlord. There’s rumours all over Twitter this morning that Alfredo ‘Goleador’ Morelos is going to be a Celtic player next season, so it immediately must be true, seeing as how the rumour mob were justified with Brendan Rodgers leaving for Leicester, we can’t just dismiss them anymore.

Site news and updates

This is not goodbye it’s just see you in a week Right, I’m aware we beat Hearts and Hibs recently, and there has been nothing on here for almost a week, but the good eggs at SB Nation are aware of this and for some reason I am having to justify myself to YOUSE, what’s that all about?

Brendan Rodgers – A sociopath from day one.

Rodgers Scandal Update: Brendan sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him manipulative powers!

Rodgers: “Motherwell should have let Celtic score after being wideos”

They did! Four times. Brendan Rodgers wasn’t happy with the antics of ‘nice guys’ Motherwell FC after their goal to pull one back yesterday, even insisting they should have let Celtic score as a result of their worked shoot.

Valencia V Celtic – Preview.

An easy win for us imo. Well, here we are. A week after a 2-0 defeat at home, and infighting among fans online after the performance and result, it wouldn’t be Celtic in Europe without thinking we can somehow do this.

Celtic win the league at Rugby Park. Again!

Another late show at Rugby Pugby. Even the most cautious Celtic fan will be able to admit that eight in a row is all but confirmed after yesterday’s eventual win at Rugby Park.

Celtic 0-2 Valencia – The cycle continues

Let’s not learn a thing. Roses are red Violets are blue It finished Celtic nil Valencia two.

Celtic V Valencia – Opponent Preview

SPANISH CRACKS etc. One of the best things about drawing Valencia, and not an obscure eastern European team was that everyone knows what to expect, who they are, and their pedigree, so it means a lot of us can be spared being patronised by the Youtube CSC who will inform us everything about them, from their kitman and bus driver to their menu at training.

Celtic V Hibs preview and Neil Lennon announcement

Lenny Boi Celtic host Hibs this evening with another lightshow promised by the club pre kick off, which will ultimately be the highlight on social media as usual unless Timothy Weah personally gets off with a fan after his inevitable goal tonight.

Celtic smash St Johnstone again.

Six days til we do it once more! It’s a known fact I loathe St Johnstone and it’s something that is unlikely to change, so when Celtic left it late to demoralise these idiots yesterday afternoon it really delighted me.

American duo sign for Celtic

Nathan Dunn over in USA explains all Andrew Gutman of Indiana University and Manny Perez of North Carolina State University are headed to Scotland’s double treble winners, Celtic.

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View fixtures League table

TeamPWDLFAGDPts
1 Aberdeen 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Celtic 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Hamilton Academical 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Hearts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Hibernian 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Kilmarnock 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Livingston 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Motherwell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 “Rangers” 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Ross County 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 St Johnstone 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12 St Mirren 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Celtic 2-1 Hearts Celtic FC Celtic 2-1 Hearts at Hampden Park in Glasgow in the Scottish Cup. 2019-05-25T15:00:00+00:00 2019-05-25T16:45:00+00:00
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15:00 25 May 2019

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SC Pinkafeld v Celtic Celtic FC SC Pinkafeld v Celtic at Adeg-Meisterfrost Arena in Pinkafeld, Austria in the Friendly. 2019-06-26T17:30:00+00:00 2019-06-26T19:15:00+00:00
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17:30 26 June 2019