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Celtic updates during COVIDMANIA

Photo by Andrew Milligan/PA Images via Getty Images Understandably, there’s not been a lot of updates on here with the lack of fitba around the globe thanks to big Corona Boi.

Rangers V Celtic – OFF ON SUNDAY & Season suspended.

Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images A bit of sense prevailed, for once, when the coronavirus pandemic finally won, and Scotland’s FA and the SPFL came together to suspend the rest of the season, until further notice.

Rangers V Celtic – No plans to be behind closed doors.

Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images For some reason, the game on Sunday will be played in front of a capacity crowd at Ibrox, and then the Scottish Government have decided after that, there will be measures put in place to stop the spread of Coronavirus in the UK.

Back to the Banter Years derbies for Celtic.

Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images So there we are after another weekend.


Photo by Alan Harvey/SNS Group via Getty Images Before I go into tonight’s game at the Anthony Macaroni Superdome, let’s celebrate that we’re finally getting New Balance out of our lives and signing on with ADIDAS for our ten in a row season!

Celtic beat Perth idiots again to make semi final

Photo by Craig Williamson / SNS Group via Getty Images Monday’s are work aren’t ideal, but today was made sweeter after yet another win over the biggest jabronis in Scotland...

Charlie Nicholas: “Celtic are crap and I want to see Copenhagen beat them”

Photo by Catherine Ivill/Getty Images Kidding on, he never said that, hahaha.

Copenhagen V Celtic – Your questions answered plus Paul The Tim interview!

Photo by Lars Ronbog/FrontzoneSport via Getty Images EXTREME KOMBAT – great competition.

Copenhagen V Celtic – Lowdown

Photo by Alan Harvey / SNS Group via Getty Images I’ll get the ROTTEN IN DENMARK patter out the way early, because that’s exactly what we were on our last visit there, back in 2008 losing 2-1 at Aalborg in a disastrous display.

Rangers, thank you for making Celtic Park class last night!

Photo by Bill Murray / SNS Group via Getty Images great team! Great comedy acts tend to have someone whose gimmick is being the fall guy.

Celtic V Hearts – Shoot Prediction.

Photo by Ross Parker / SNS Group via Getty Images And remember to vote for PAUL THE TIM! After another routine cup win, we’re now back to league business and we welcome the jobbers from the capital to Celtic Park.

Celtic get a bye to Hampden – thank you SFA!

Photo by Craig Foy / SNS Group via Getty Images The SFA were at it again yesterday, giving us a gift of an away tie en route to what will be a quadruple treble, you’d imagine.

Motherwell V Celtic – Shoot Prediction

Photo by Jane Barlow/PA Images via Getty Images This will be, and I mean this, a tough game.

Celtic crush the league’s most pathetic team, again!

Photo by Craig Foy / SNS Group via Getty Images Sorry St Johnstone but do one already.

Kilmarnock V Celtic – Shoot Prediction

Photo by Craig Williamson/SNS Group via Getty Images Tough game, but we should win this.

Celtic sign Klimala

Photo by Alan Harvey / SNS Group via Getty Images Catchy headline It’s official, and without a photo of Paul The Tim at the airport too! Celtic have signed Polish striker Patryk Klimala on a four and a half year contract.

Soro move to Celtic ‘agreed’ – rumours

The player with the barest wikipedia of all time, Ismalia Soro, is reportedly set to sign for Celtic.

Alan Brazil V The Green Brigade. Bout of the century

Photo by Rob Casey / SNS Group via Getty Images Whoever wins, we lose etc.

Celtic’s Edouard wanted by Leicester

Photo by Craig Williamson / SNS Group via Getty Images Perhaps a work, but we’ve seen this before.

Scott Sinclair set for Celtic Exit.

Photo by Paul Ursachi/MB Media/Getty Images Thirteen more days to go until we see Celtic back in domestic duty again, and it feels like an eternity.

Complacency within Celtic

Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images Ignore the idiots listen to me.

Celtic V Aberdeen – Shoot Prediction.

Photo by Craig Williamson / SNS Group Tis the season to smash jobbers, and fresh from walking over the top of Hearts without even trying, it’s now time for our usual three points against perennial bottlers Aberdeen FC.


Photo by Jane Barlow/PA Images via Getty Images After a brief period where Hearts enjoyed success against us at Tynecastle, and made it a difficult place for us to go, it looks like we’ll go back to making their ground our easy three pointer venue again.

Easy draw for Celtic in the Europa & Hearts preview.

Photo by Harold Cunningham – UEFA/UEFA via Getty Images Celtic were indeed, rotten in Denmark, on our last trip there in 2008 but the Copenhagen draw for the next round of the Europa League should be a dawdle, and was one of the easiest teams we could have faced to progress to the last sixteen...

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