Big Ben Bulben discusses donkeys, deceit and delusion

In order to divert my rage and contempt for the inaction and irresponsibility of the totally incompetent UK government (the Churchill tribute act as writer Jonathan Freedland so aptly put it) I turned my attention to other matters, matters which now seem of little consequence in the light of 30,000 plus deaths in this arrogant isle. I don’t know if you are familiar with the jaunty Jacobite song “The Haughs o’ Cromdale”. It reminded me of a certain football club on the south of the river Clyde...