Celtic SWOOP for Arsenal STARLET

Did youse like the tabloid patter there lads Today’s news ahead of the weekend : Celtic have signed the superbly named Armstrong Okoflex. With a name like this, you would expect his CV to have FOXHOUND on it(one for the Metal Gear Solid boys there) but no – he is a footballer it would seem! I have never heard of him, and I won’t even bother doing the ‘youtube compilations’ that the bores all seem to love, if there even is any...