Culture not coincidence at Hampden

Before you have a sit-down like the one at Hampden yesterday, it is always advisable to know what a result looks like. Yesterday evening, a very well-placed source gave me the scéal on it. The primary objective of those representing the Irishman was for him to be in the away dugout on Sunday, April 7th, at the stadium John Brown played for. In another part of the Fitba multiverse, yesterday, the SFA chaps handed down an eight-game ban, with two of them suspended...