Cyclops ; “here I go again, I’m on my road again...

The editor gathered us all together in the recently refurbished (all from Ikea) Vic Davidson Conference Suite to make a statement *******”I have good news and bad news for youse”, he intoned in a voice that would make seagull screeching sound smoother than honey poured from a jar******First, the good news – I am giving up this job as from now”******he paused as the room fell as silent as a cemetery though inwardly I was thanking the Almighty that my besseching had at last been answered*******” and now t...