The Celt · Dec 12, 2020

Cyclops urges you to cheer up

Got a text message from Mr Smooth Bankier to seek my advice on a possible new manager ****** this was a real surprise to me because I do not have a mobile phone****** anyway, anything I can do to help I will****** so I sent him a list of available candidates and he was most thankful*****these were the Third ; John the Dude Collins ; Malky Big Man Mackay; Gary Heid Caldwell ; Mark the Nonentity Wilson ; Owen Coyle ; Owen Coyle’s grandmama ******take your pick, Ian, I said, they wont cost a fort...

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