Do Androids dream of electric exclusives?

Many football fans confess to having a second team. It’s a feature of the beautiful game. Over forty years ago, this lifelong Celtic supporter also had some side action. Neasden FC. In the pre-digital era, I would rush to my local newsagent in York to grab a copy of the most recent edition of Private Eye. Reading about the calamitous travails of the suburban strugglers and their tight-lipped and ashen-faced manager, Ron Knee (59), made me whoop with laughter in the refectory...