Glasgow World’s idiotic “valuation” of Celtic’s samurai is a new low for even that bottom feeding outlet.

Every so often, one of the Scottish tabloids publishes something so astonishingly stupid that it leaves your jaw slack and your mind racing, wondering how such a piece made it past the editor’s desk without someone in the chain of command saying, “Hang on, lads, this is mental.” Glasgow World—yes, that paragon of top-tier football...