Hilarious Hamzagate

It was with some sadness that I learned today that Sevco’s in-house aromatherapist has diagnosed that wee Hamza is in the cream puff. At Paisely, when his mystery injury flared up, perhaps some last-minute trackside Reiki could have realigned his chakras. Alas, he couldn’t take part in the plucky 1-1 draw with the home side. I’m not surprised that the bid for him was rejected, as I’m told that it was, in total, only going to be around €2m with add-ons...