I am, a brainwashed Celtic fan. (Celtic 3-4 Cluj)

Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images Cluj have won In many ways me and Derek Zoolander are one of a kind. Puzzlingly attractive in our own f*cked up way, both big WHAM fans and an insatiable love of fashion, put us side by side and you couldn’t tell who was who. However, most notably, both myself and Mr Zoolander have been brainwashed. That said, the big man snapped out that when he was not drawn into killing the Malaysian prime minister, and by all accounts went onto do well for himself...