Mr McCoist and the hate monster of Ibrox

From his public utterances, we know that tomorrow, Super Ally will not be in the stadium that John Brown played for. Initially, he was bullish about the prospect of joining the rest of the home crowd to break the new Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021. The condemnation of his quip on Talk Sport was swift from people in Scotland with a functioning moral compass. Apparently, Super Salary then realised that he had a prior engagement that clashed with the Glasgow Derby match...