No pattern of assistance in España

Tonight Sevco is playing a football match in Seville. The Andalusian capital is, of course, the scene of the hilariously infamous toilet fiesta in August 2022. Perhaps dehydration was part of a policing plan to prevent the Ibrox klanbase from trashing yet another city. My information is that dear Philippe has been left in no doubt by the Transcendental Chairman that victory tonight is vital for the club’s finances. Now, this is a tad awkward...