Graeme McKay is on his well-deserved holidays and any attempt to replace his full-flow exposition on the beautifully strange and strangely beautiful universe of Scottish football media is bound to fail. As Shakespeare and Burroughs cannot be imitated, so cannot McKay...
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Celtic | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 | 67 | 16 | 51 | 70 |
| 2 | “Rangers” | 30 | 17 | 9 | 4 | 66 | 22 | 44 | 60 |
| 3 | Aberdeen | 30 | 15 | 7 | 8 | 46 | 34 | 12 | 52 |
| 4 | Kilmarnock | 30 | 14 | 9 | 7 | 39 | 28 | 11 | 51 |
| 5 | Hearts | 30 | 14 | 5 | 11 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 47 |
| 6 | Hibernian | 30 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 45 | 32 | 13 | 45 |
| 7 | Motherwell | 30 | 12 | 4 | 14 | 33 | 41 | -8 | 40 |
| 8 | Livingston | 30 | 10 | 8 | 12 | 32 | 31 | 1 | 38 |
| 9 | St Johnstone | 29 | 11 | 5 | 13 | 29 | 39 | -10 | 38 |
| 10 | Hamilton Academical | 30 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 20 | 61 | -41 | 24 |
| 11 | Dundee | 30 | 4 | 6 | 20 | 24 | 62 | -38 | 18 |
| 12 | St Mirren | 29 | 4 | 5 | 20 | 21 | 56 | -35 | 17 |
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Dundee Dens Park Dundee | Celtic |
Scottish Premiership
12:30 17 March 2019
Match reports & video: Dundee 0-1 Celtic
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Celtic Celtic Park Glasgow | “Rangers” |
Scottish Premiership
12:00 31 March 2019
