The Bonnie Blue Banks of Loch Lomond

I was pleased to learn today that the Enlightened One at Sevco had decided to rebalance the chakras of his frightened charges by having them bathe in the sacred waters of Loch Lomond. The demanding Gekö of Auchenhowie also ordered a spiritually uplifting hike up Conic Hill. Now, one can only imagine how the previous regime in the Blue Room would have reacted to this news. However, the current owners, holed up in the Delaware Triangle, care only for the dollars. Always the dollars...