Well, that’s that then. Russell Martin is the FNG at Sevco! My compliments to the scriptwriters at Ibrox. Not only have they already wrapped up the Close Season Cup, but they’ve also laid their quintessentially British mitts on the Most Incongruous Head Coach Cup. I suspect that a vegan Green Party member who is a practising Buddhist ticks the box marked “woke foreign ideologies”. The new Sevco supremo is one of around 535 million adherents of this most fascinatingly enigmatic belief system...

Phil Mac Giolla Bhain · Jun 5