The Screamer

Have you ever had a screamer behind you at the match? You know what I mean; someone who spends 90 minutes screaming out utterly inane drivel in the general direction of the playing field in a high pitched, screeching voice? Sometimes it’s a man and sometimes it’s a lady but always it’s annoying. I and those around me had to endure a fairly inebriated female screamer during the Celtic v Valencia match and it didn’t improve our mood as the hoops stuttered to a deserved defeat...