We need to talk about Kevin

Spare a thought for poor Kev Thelwell. He is, after all, only following orders. In a quick chat today with an excellent source on HMS Sevco, I was told that the Delaware Crew gave the ex-Everton chap clear instructions. When he was tasked with finding a replacement for the Enlightened One, the FNG had to tick TWO boxes: Firstly, ensure he is acceptable to the supporters. Secondly, agree to work within the current financial parameters. Mr Gerrard clearly ticked the first one...